134 Funny Travel Quotes That Will Make You Laugh 2024

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Looking for a laugh? Check out this bumper collection of the funniest and most relatable travel quotes out there.

Designed to put a smile on your face and inspire your next travel adventure, these funny travel quotes will banish boredom and keep you entertained whilst you wait for your next trip to roll around. They are created to be shared, so make sure you send your favorite ones onto your friends!

Fun Quotes About Traveling When You’re Broke

  • Stuck somewhere between “I need to save” and “you only live once”. 
  • Friend: Let’s go to Bora Bora. Me: Man, I wanna go, but I’m pora pora.
  • My favorite childhood memory is my parents paying for my holidays.
  • When you’re trying to save money for a house, but end up with a one-way ticket to some tropical island.
  • If traveling was free, BYE!

Funny Quotes about Travel

  • I need a reasonably paid job. Something like $2000 an hour. Nothing too wild…
  • Me: “I want to travel more”, the bank account: “Like, to the park?”
  • Me before vacation: “I’m going to be responsible with my money. This is a low budget trip. I’m gonna stay in a hostel and everything.”Me on vacation: *orders fancy drinks, rides a jetski, goes skydiving, buys souvenirs for the uncle’s new girlfriend and adopts an alpaca.*
  • I wish that road trips could pay my bills.

Funny Travel Instagram Captions

  • At the end of the day…I’d rather like to have a lot of stories to tell, than a full bank account.
  • I wish I was a postcard. For under $2 you can travel the world to any location in the world. 
  • Do you ever stress about money and then accidentally book another flight?
  • I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance. 
  • Backpacking is money spent on Education.
  • Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new year on a clean slate.

Funny Captions on Travel For When You’re At Work

  • How can people my age plan spontaneous trips to Thailand, I can barely afford a spontaneous soft pretzel.
  • I love when people say “just quit your job and travel.” Taking an Uber from the bar to my home is the only travel I can afford. 
  • Go to work. Open computer. Scroll for plane tickets for 6 hours. Close computer. Go home.
  • I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords!

Funny Holiday Quotes

  • Work tip: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.
  • Yeah, working is great…but have you tried travelling. 
  • There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.
  • Physically I’m here. Mentally I’m in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito. 
  • Ironing boards are surfboards that gave up their dreams and got a boring job. Don’t be an ironing board.

Funny Captions for Trip with Friends

  • Life is short. Call in sick and book that last minute flight. 
  • I feel like most of my work problems could be solved with a trip to…anywhere.
  • I googled my symptoms. Turns out I just needed to go on a vacay.
  • I’m getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach.

Travel Quotes About Funny But True Life Priorities

  • Everyone is pregnant, engaged or getting married. I just wanna lose weight and travel.
  • Forget champagne and caviar – Taste the world instead
  • I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine
  • I just want to travel the world, overspend at IKEA and drink coffee while cuddling puppies.
  • Friend 1: I’m getting a house. Friend 2: I’m having a baby. Friend 3: I’m getting married Me: I’m headed to the airport. 

Holiday Quotes Funny

  • People having babies…and I’m like: What country am I going to next?
  • I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just want a paycheck to buy plane tickets.
  • I don’t want a house. I just want to travel and pet a lot of dogs.
  • Screw the caviar, I want to travel the world!
  • Reality called, so I hung up.

Funny Quotes For Vacation Obsessed Globetrotters

  • I need 6 months of vacation. Twice a year.
  • I’m a travel fiend on the road to recovery. Just kidding. I’m headed to the airport.
  • I’ve got 99 problems. But I’m on vacation so I’m ignoring them all!
  • “You can’t buy happiness” Okay, explain travel then…
  • Travsessed ( n .) An obsession with travel. When all you talk or think about is your past or future trips

Vacation Quotes Funny

  • It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.
  • Good things come to those, who book flights. 
  • I heard an airplane passing overhead. I wished I was on it.
  • Tripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any travel trips currently booked.
  • You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy plane tickets, which is kind of the same thing.

Funny Quotes on Travel

  • Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas and take your next trip in kilometers. – George Carlin
  • A coconut a day keeps the doctor away.
  • “Be strong”, I whisper to my WiFi signal
  • Jetlag is for amateurs

Funny Vacation Captions You Can Relate To

  • My parents complain I travel too much. I mean, I could be a dr*ggie, do they realize how lucky they are?
  • A plane ticket is the answer. Who cares what the question is.
  • Don’t speak the language. Already said 3 times “what”. Now just smile and nod and hope for the best.
  • Me travelling. Person: “Un Cafe?” Me: “Oui” Person: “Sucre” Me: “Non” Person: “You speak very good french” Me: “Gracias”
  • You’ve never felt true fear until your passport isn’t where you think you left it.

Travel Captions Funny

  • Have you ever stopped to think, maybe travel is into me?
  • Education is important. But travel is importanter!
  • If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size 7-day Caribbean cruise.
  • Me thinking about how many flights I can book for the cost of a new iPhone 14 Pro.
  • I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m going. Are you coming with me?

Funny Quotes about Traveling

  • Europeans: I drove 40 minutes to spend the weekend in Paris, then popped to Germany to visit family on the way home. Australians: I was in Queensland and drove for 18 hours. Now I’m still in Queensland.
  • That moment when you’re asked where you got something and you answer with the name of the country, not the name of the store.
  • Travelling is like a chocolate box. Don’t matter what you get. All is good.

Funny Quotes On Travel And Love

  • Girls don’t wait for the prince anymore, they pack and travel the world.
  • All you need is  love  a passport.
  • I followed my heart and it led me to the airport. 
  • If you had to choose between true love or travelling the world, which country would you visit first? 
  • All I want for Christmas is  you  forever vacation.

Travel Funny Quotes

  • Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they clap their hands when the plane lands.
  • Some people spend their life searching for “the one”. I’m just searching for the one good travel deal.
  • I’ve got a crush on the world.
  • I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel magazine!

Funny Travel Memes About The Life Goals Of A Traveller

  • Birds literally just eat, travel, and make a mess on things they don’t like. I don’t know about you, but that’s the lifestyle I’m striving for.
  • By 35, if I’m not engaged or already starting a family, I declare myself the aunt who’s always travelling & comes to family events tipsy.
  • High five if you don’t know what you’re doing with your life and just want to travel the world.
  • I want to live in the world where searching for plane tickets burns calories.
  • Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on the beach drinking Margaritas.

Short Funny Travel Quotes

  • Be afraid. And do it anyway.
  • Can we just skip to the part in my life where I travel the world?
  • I just need a large coffee, a plane ticket and a bag full of cash. 
  • Getting out of bed would be 10x easier if there was a Caribbean ocean and 30 degree weather waiting outside for you.
  • I love those days when my only decision is whether to go to the beach in the morning or in the afternoon.
  • Live a life you don’t need a vacation from.

Funny Quotes about Vacation

  • Work hard. Travel harder.
  • I need a holiday. And by “holiday” I mean I need to move away and find a job. On the beach. With cocktails. 
  • The temptation to go to the airport, buy a one-way ticket, leave the country and live on my own has never been so real.
  • Ladies, imagine this. It’s 15 years from now, and you have no kids. You’re the cool wine aunt that occasionally comes back to the country for a brief visit before leaving for another long exotic vacation. You have no commitments, and a suspicious amount of money.

Funny Vacation Quotes About Packing

  • Packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip. Unpacks 3 months after coming home.
  • Going on a trip. Need about 5 outfits. I’ve packed 35 just to be safe.
  • Me: triple checked packing list Also me: *forgets underwear, contact solution, and favorite chapstick*.
  • Watches Netflix happily. Remembers you need to pack. Watches Netflix stressfully.

Funny Traveling Quotes

  • Me: I’m not going to overpack this time. Inner me: I need this. I will need that as well. I need everything.
  • Procrastapacking (n.) the act of thinking about packing a suitcase instead of actually doing it.
  • Overpack. It’s why suitcases have wheels now.

Funny Adventure Quotes

  • I haven’t worn these trousers since I bought them. I should definitely pack them for my 3 day vacation. Just in case.
  • So, do I live out of a suitcase for the next month? Do I unpack just to repack again? Do I put my toothbrush back in the bathroom? I’m a visitor in my own house what the heck.
  • My favorite thing to pack on trips are all the clothes I never wear at home and then find fun, flirty and exciting ways to not wear them while I’m away.

Funny Captions for Travel

  • Normal life: Wears the same top every day for a week. Packing for 3-day vacation: I’ll probably change a few times a day so I’ll take 21 tops.
  • I have been to almost as many places as my luggage.
  • Me getting ready for vacation: manicure and pedicure, buy new Sephora products, spray tan, get waxed, get hair done, work out for a month, live off kale and veggies, try on 30K swimsuits and cry in dressing rooms. Husband getting ready for vacation: packs a bathing suit, flip-flops, a T-shirt, and calls it a day.

Funny Travel Captions About Airports

  • Running to the gate is my cardio.
  • Airports: the only place where drinking 8 AM is socially acceptable.
  • The airport is a lawless place. 7 am? Drink a beer. Tired? Sleep on the floor. Hungry? Chips now cost 17$.
  • A passport holder sounds like a great idea until you get to the airport and have to remove it 4 billion times.

Funny Adventure Captions

  • Worrying you’ve accidentally packed 3 kilos of dr*gs and an animal carcass as you walk through “nothing to declare” at the airport.
  • I love those days when my only decision is window or aisle.
  • “Be right back…” Just running away from Monday and going straight to the airport. 

Traveling Quotes That Are Funny

  • If you look like your passport picture, you probably need a trip.
  • Vacation calories don’t count, right?
  • What’s that medical condition called where you constantly need to have a trip booked? 
  • Should I book another flight to go abroad? Brain: no. Wallet: no. Mom: no. Dog: no. Universe: no…I think I’m gonna book the flight.
  • You can’t make everyone happy. You are not a plane ticket.

Vacation Funny Quotes

  • TIP: You won’t get the holiday blues if you just keep booking holidays.
  • You know it’s time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your driving license…
  • In desperate need of a full body massage, 4 days of sleep and a ticket to the Bahamas.
  • Can’t decide if I need a hug, an XL coffee, 6 ounces of vodka, or 2 months of travel.
  • Travitude (n.) when you start to feel grumpy and sassy because you haven’t travelled in a while.
  • My mom watches a special type of news program that only reports on horrible incidents happening in places I’m about to visit.

Funny Travel Captions for Instagram

121. “Jet lag is for amateurs.” — Dick Clark

122. “Worst thing about being a tourist, is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist!” – Russell Baker

123. “You define a good flight by negatives: you didn’t get hijacked, you didn’t crash, you didn’t throw up, you weren’t late, you weren’t nauseated by the food. So you are grateful.” – Paul Theroux

124. “I’m getting used to wearing flip flops everywhere. It’s a dangerous place to be. Next thing you know, I’m gonna show to a board meeting in sandals.”

Travel Funny Captions

125. “Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo.” —  Al Gore

126. “Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything.” – Steve Martin 

127. “People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home.” – Dagobert D. Runes

128. “Don’t worry about the world ending today; it’s already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles M. Schulz

129. “Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by stark moments of terror.” – Al Boliska

130. “I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them” – Mark Twain

131. “Drink heavily with the locals whenever possible.” – Anthony Bourdain

132. “I travel light but not at the same speed.” – Jarod Kintz

133. “A hotel room all to myself is my idea of a good time.” – Chelsea Handler

134. “I crossed a time zone and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling west, I can become immortal.” – Jarod Kintz

That’s 134 Best Funny Trip Quotes

That’s a wrap on my hand picked selection of the best funny travel quote and witty puns out there. I hope they’ve entertained you and brought a smile to your face.

If so, I’d love to know which of these funny quotes about adventure were your favorites and if you know of any more I need to add to this list please comment below!

Remember, if you loved these funny travel quotes and want more inspiration and motivation check out the other travel captions and quotes I’ve compiled:

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218 Ridiculously Funny Travel Quotes That Travelers Can Relate To

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Don’t they say laughter is the best medicine? Well, it is, besides traveling of course.  Here I have compiled a list of 218 funny travel quotes that will knock your socks off your feet. I am pretty sure if you’re an avid traveler like me you can relate to each one of these hilarious funny travel quotes if not all.

Give yourself a good chuckle with these insanely funny travel captions for your Instagram until you’re on the next jet plane.

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Funny Travel Quotes

Quote on image reads "travitude when you start to feel grumpy and sassy because you haven't traveled in awhile." Image of a plane wing in the sky during sunset

1| “Travitude (n.) when you start to feel grumpy and sassy because you haven’t travelled in a while”- Unknown

2| “ You’ve never felt true fear until your passport isn’t where you think you left it.- Unknown 

3| “What’s that medical condition called where you constantly need to have a trip booked?” 

4|“Should I book another flight to go abroad? Brain: no. Wallet: no. Mom: no. Dog: no. Universe: no…I think I’m gonna book the flight.”- Unknown

5| “Birds literally just eat, travel, and shit on things they don’t like. I don’t know about you, but that’s the lifestyle I’m striving for.”- Unknown

6| “Friend 1: I’m getting a house. Friend 2: I’m having a baby. Friend 3: I’m getting married.  Me: I’m headed to the airport.”- Unknown

7|“The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.” – Rudyard Kipling

8| “Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they clap their hands when the plane lands.”- Unknown

9| “I feel like most of my problems could be solved with a trip to…well, anywhere.” – Anonymous

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10| “When you’re trying to save money for a house, but end up with a one-way ticket to some tropical island.”- Unknown

11| “I get pretty much all the exercise I need walking down airport concourses carrying bags.” – Guy Clark

12| “Traveling’s not something you’re good at. It’s something you do. Like breathing.” – Gayle Foreman

13| “If you’re upset when traveling, just thing about a T-Rex trying to drink a martini…”- Unknown

14| “Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?” – Erma Bombeck

15| “What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?” – George Carlin

16| “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a plane ticket and that’s kind of the same thing.”-Unknown

17| “There’s nothing American tourists like more than the things they can get at home.”-Stephen Colbert

18|  “Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo.” — Al Gore

19| “A hotel room all to myself is my idea of a good time.” – Chelsea Handler

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20| “Overpack. It’s why suitcases have wheels now.” –Unknown

21| “The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.” – Britney Spears

22| “Don’t worry about the world ending today, it’s already tomorrow in Australia.”-Charles M. Schulz

23| “Adventure, yeah. I guess that’s what you call it when everybody comes back alive.” – Mercedes Lackey

24| “People complain there’re delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years”- Louis C.K.

25| “Traveling is like flirting with life. It’s like saying, ‘I would stay and love you, but I have to go; this is my station. ” – Lisa St. Aubin de Teran

26| “Any time you fly somewhere, don’t pay your credit card bill. If the plane crash lands, those people will never stop looking for you.” -Kelkulus

27| “Me: I want to travel more. Bank account: like, to the park?”- Unknown

28| “Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything!” –Steve Martin

29| “I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance.” – Unknown

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30|“There are only two emotions in a plane: boredom and terror.” – Orson Welles

31| “I don’t want a house. I just want to travel and pet a lot of dogs.” 

32| “No matter where you go, there you are.” – Buckaroo Banzai

33| “There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane. Either you have diarrhea, or you’re anxious to meet people who do.” – Rich Jeni

34| “The major advantage of domestic travel is that, with a few exceptions such as Miami, most domestic locations are conveniently situated right here in the United States.” –Dave Barry

35| “How is it that the first piece of luggage on the airport carousel never belongs to everyone?” – George Roberts

36| “I’m getting tired of waking up and not being on the beach .”-Unknown

37| “If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion, and avoid the people, you might better stay home.” – James Michener

38| “Imagine being on a plane and NOT eating every item presented to you as if you will never again have ready access to food in your life.” – Jia Tolentino

39| “When I go To Travel, I changed my password to incorrect. So whenever I forget my password, the login tells me, the password is incorrect.”-Unknown

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40| “Catch flights not feelings.” -Unknown 

41| “I want to live in the world where searching for plane tickets burns calories.”- Unknown

42| “High five if you don’t know what you’re doing with your life and just want to travel the world.”- Unknown 

43| “You can’t make everyone happy. You are not a plane ticket.”- Unknown

44|  “TIP: You won’t get the holiday blues if you just keep booking holidays.”- Unknown

45| “Procrastapacking (n.) the act of thinking about packing a suitcase instead of actually doing it.”- Unknown

46| “Airports: the only place where drinking at 8 AM is socially acceptable.”- Unknown

47| “Running to the gate is my cardio.”- Unknown

48| “Work hard, travel harder.” -Unknown

49| “If you had to choose between true love or traveling the world, which country would you visit first?- Unknown

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50| “A plane ticket is the answer. Who cares what the question is.”-Unknown

51| “Me traveling. Person: “Un cafe?” Me: “Oui.” Person: “Sucre.” Me: “Non.” Person: “You speak very good French.” Me: “Gracias.”-Unknown

52| “Tripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any travel trips currently booked.”- Unknown

53| “Suitcases are for princesses!”- Unknown

54| “Travessed (n.) An obsession with travel. When all you talk or think about is your past or future trips.” -Unknown

55| “People having babies…and I’m like: What country am I going to next?”-Unkown

56| “Go to work. Open computer. Scroll for plane tickets for 6 hours. Close computer. Go home.” -Unknown. 

57| “I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel magazine!”-Unknown

58| “Work tip: stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.”- Unknown

59| “Yeah, working is great…but have you tried traveling.”- Unknown

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60| “All you need is  love  a passport.”- Unknown

61| “Life goal: Create a life that people assume you have anyway based on your Instagram account!”-Unknown

62| “Reality called so I hung up.”- Unknown

63| “A change of latitude would help my attitude.”- Unknown

64| “If at some point you don’t ask yourself “What have I gotten myself into?” then you’re not doing it right. – Roland Gau

65| I have panicked unnecessarily in all four corners of the globe. – Jon Ronson

66| “I’m a travel addict on the road to recovery. Just kidding, I’m on the road to the airport.” – Anonymous

67| “ I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.” – Susan Sontag

68| “Work, save, travel, repeat.” -Unknown

69| “The best way to know a city is to eat it.” – Scott Westerfeld

70| “”Traveling is like a box of chocolates. Don’t matter what you get, all is good!”-Unknown

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71| “I would totally give up travel, but I’m not a quitter.” – Anonymous

72| “I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine.”-Caskie Stinnett

73| “ Have you ever stopped to think, maybe travel is addicted to me?”- Unknown.

74| “Screw the caviar, I want to travel the world!” –Unknown

75| “Because in the end, you won’t remember the time you spent working in an office or mowing your lawn. Climb that damn mountain.”– Jack Kerouac

76| “If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I’m a size window seat in plane tickets.” – Anonymous

77| “Girls don’t wait for the prince anymore, they pack and travel the world.” – Unknown

Funny Vacation Quotes

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78| “All I want for Christmas is you forever vacation.”- Unknown

79| “Me getting ready for vacation: manicure and pedicure, buy new Sephora products, spray tan, get waxed, get hair done, work out for a month, live off kale and veggies, try on 30K swimsuits and cry in dressing rooms. Husband getting ready for vacation: packs a bathing suit, flip-flops, a T-shirt, and calls it a day.”- Unknown 

80| “Be right back…” Just running away from Monday and going straight to the airport. “- Unknown

81| “A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.” – Robert Orben

82| “The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.” –Russel Baker

83| “It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.” – Anonymous

84| “You know it’s time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your drivers license”-Unknown

85| “I heard an airplane passing overhead. I wished I was on it.”- Unknown

86| “Isn’t it amazing how much stuff we get done the day before vacation?” – Zig Ziglar

87| “I crossed a time zone and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling west, I can become immortal.” – Jarod Kintz

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88| “I need a vacation of 6 months. Twice a year!” – Unknown

89| “The devil himself had probably redesigned hell in the light of information he had gained from observing airport layouts.” – Anthony Price

90| “My goal is to hit the gym every day I’m on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer.” – Gary Allan 

91| “Me before vacation: “I’m going to be responsible with my money. This is a low budget trip. I’m gonna stay in a hostel and everything.”Me on vacation: *orders fancy drinks, rides a jetski, goes skydiving, buys souvenirs for the uncle’s new girlfriend and adopts an alpaca.*”- Unknown

Funny Vacation Captions

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92| “I need a vacation so long that I forget my passwords!” -Unknown

93| “Just a reminder that I’m going on vacation and you’re not.”-Unknown 

94| “I haven’t worn these trousers since I bought them. I should definitely pack them for my 3 day vacation. Just in case.” – Unknown

95| “I can’t afford vacation, so I am just going to drink until I  don’t know where I am.”- Unknown

96| “Life is a trip, plan your next vacation.” – Matthe Fryer

97| “Ladies, imagine this. It’s 15 years from now, and you have no kids. You’re the cool wine aunt that occasionally comes back to the country for a brief visit before leaving for another long exotic vacation. You have no commitments, and a suspicious amount of money.”- Unknown

98| “Live a life you don’t need a vacation from.”- Unknown 

99| “I need a holiday. And by “holiday” I mean I need to move away and find a job. On the beach . With cocktails. “ – Unknown

100| “There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.” Unknown

101| “Vacation calories don’t count, right?”- Unknown

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102|“I need a vacation, not a stupid weekend.”- Unknown

103| “My favorite place to vacation is anyplace by the ocean.” – Nina Arianda

104| “Laughter is an instant vacation.” – Milton Berle

105| “ I’ve got 99 problems. But I am on vacation and I am ignoring them all! “-Unknown

Funny Quotes About Traveling With Friends

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106|  “You and me, we are more than friends. We are like a small travel gang!”- Unknown

107|  “You can pack for every occasion, but a good friend will always be the best thing you could bring!” – Unknown

108| “Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion.”– Leigh Hunt “Only the people you don’t know well enough seem normal. Every person you know well enough is odd, weird and different. This is called friendship!”- Unknown

109| “There is a whole world out there. Pack your backpack, your best friend and go.”- Unknown

110| “ I need a friend I can call in the middle of the night, tell him we have to leave, and the only sentence coming back is “when do we leave?“- Unknown 

111| “ I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.” –Mark Twain

112| “Life is about doing things that don’t suck with people who don’t suck.”- Unknown

113| “The more I traveled, the more I realized fear makes strangers of people who should be friends.” – Shirley MacLaine“There are no strangers in this world, only friends I haven’t met yet.”- Unknown

Friends sitting on a ledge of a rooftop with a travel quote reading “Let's always vacay together.”

114| “Let’s always vacay together.”- Unknown

115| “In life, it’s not where you go, it’s who you travel with.” -Charles Schultz

116| I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m going. Are you coming with me?”- Unknown

117|  “Sometimes all you need is a great friend and thirst for adventure.”- Unknown

118| “A good friend listens to your adventures. Your best friend makes them with you.”- Unknown

119| “Friend: Let’s go to Bora Bora. Me: Man, I wanna go, but I’m pora pora.”-Unknown

Funny Road Trip Quotes

Funny road trip quote saying “Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.” Image of an empty road on a sunny day.

120| “Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.” – Jerry Seinfeld

121| “I wish that road trips could pay my bills.” –Unknown

122|“If you come to a fork in the road, take it.” – Yogi Berra

123| “Life is beautiful if you are on the road somewhere.”- Orhan Pamuk

124| “Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey.”- Babs Hoffman

125| “On the road again…”- Unknown

126| “A tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car.”-Emile Ganest

127| “Let’s go on a road trip.”- Unknown

128| “Road trips require a couple of things: a well-balanced diet of caffeine, salt and sugar and an excellent selection of tunes – oh, and directions.” – Jenn McKinlay

129| “It’s a road trip! It’s about adventure! . . . It’s not like we have somewhere to go.” – John Green

130| “Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.”-George Carlin

Funny Travel Quotes From Movies

Man standing on a ledge overlooking the clouds and text reads funny travel quote from a movie that says “Adventure is out there.”

131| “Adventure is out there.” – Up

132| “To see the world, things dangerous to come to, to see behind walls, draw closer, to find each other, and to feel. That is the purpose of life.” – The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty

133| “You only get one life. It’s actually your duty to live it as fully as possible.”- Me Before You

134| “I want adventure in the great, wide somewhere.”- Into The Wild

135| “The world is not in your books and maps, it’s out there.”- The Hobbit

136| “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.” – Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

137| “We travel just to travel.” – The Motorcycle Diaries

138| “Adventure waits for no one.” – The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty

Short Funny Travel Quotes

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139| “Jet lag is for amateurs.” –Unknown

140| “I just need a large coffee, a plane ticket and a bag full of cash. “- Unknown

141| ”Can we just skip to the part in my life where I travel the world?”- Unknown

142| “Don’t be a tourist, be a traveler.” – Unknown

143| “If traveling was free, BYE!”

144| “I’ve got a crush on the world.-Unknown

145| “If an ass goes traveling, he’ll not come home a horse.” – Thomas Fuller

146| “I love those days when my only decision is window or aisle.”-Unknown

147| “If traveling was free, you would never see me again.”-Unknown

148| “Buy the ticket, take the ride.”- Unknown

Funny travel quote that says “People don't take trips - trips take people" with an image of a lady in heels and a pencil skirt holding her carry on suitcase.

149| “People don’t take trips – trips take people.” – John Steinbeck

150| “The journey, not the arrival, matters.” – T.S. Eliot

151| “I love my job only when I’m on vacation.”- Unknown

152| “He who would travel happily must travel light.” – Antoine de Saint-Exupery

153| “Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.” – Jim Gaffigan

154| “When in doubt, travel.”- Unknown

155| “I regret traveling said nobody ever!”- Unknown

156| ”I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.” –Bob Hope

Airplane on the runway during sunset and quote reads  ”Education is important. But travel is importanter!”

157| ”Education is important. But travel is importanter!”-Unknown

158| “A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.” – Unknown

159| “Backpacking is money spent on education.” –Unknown

160| “Good things come to those who book flights.”-Unknown

161| “If traveling was free, you would never see me again.”-Unknown

162| “Adventure without risk is Disneyland.” – Doug Coupland

Funny Cruise Quotes

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163| “Time to get ship faced.”- Unknown

164| “If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size 7-day Caribbean cruise.”-Unknown 

165| “I bought my wife a ticket to go on a cruise. It’s no Titanic, but I’m optimistic.”- Unknown

166| “Bad girls don’t drink and drive…they sip and cruise.”- Unknown

167| “Seas the day and book cruise!”- Unknown

168| “On cruise mode!”- Unknown

169| “Cruise is my favorite season.”- Unknown

170| “The main point of a cruise is to eat until you weigh at the same as the boat.” – Maxine Humor

171| “Shipfaced!”- Unknown

172| “I work to support my cruising addiction.”- Unknown

Open sea with travel quote “Work sucks, I’m going on a cruise.”

173| “Work sucks, I’m going on a cruise.”- Unknown

174| “People drink on cruises so that they think the swaying is normal.” –Melanie White

175| “Warning! I bought the drink package.”- Unknown 

176| “Is it cruise o’clock yet?”- Unknown

177| “Living life one cruise at a time.”- Unknown

178| “Eat. Sleep. Boat. Repeat.”- Unknown

179| “Only on a cruise ship will you pay hundreds of dollars a day to sleep in a closet.”- Maxine Humor

180| “Let’s keep it classy on the cruise and promise we won’t dare anyone to jump off the ship.”- Unknown

181| “Honey, pack your “fat pants.” We’re going on a cruise!”- Unknown

Funny Family Vacation Quotes

Photo of someones arm outside the car on a sunny day and empty road with a funny family vacation quote on image that says “Help me! I’m on a family vacation.”

182| “Help me! I’m on a family vacation.”- Unknown

183| “A family that travels together stays together.”- Unknown

184| “Family Vacation (n.) A time for you to remember why your family never spends any time together.” – Unknown

185| “Being on vacation with my family has brought me so much closer to my iPad.”- Unknown

Funny Relatable Quotes About Travel

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186| “I wish I was a postcard. For under a dollar, I could travel to any location in the world.” – Anonymous 

187| “My mom watches a special type of news program that only reports on horrible incidents happening in places I’m about to visit.”- Unknown

188| “Me: I’m not going to overpack this time. Inner me: I need this. I will need that as well. I need everything.

189| “A passport holder sounds like a great idea until you get to the airport and have to remove it 4 billion times.”- Unknown

190| “By 35, if I’m not engaged or already starting a family, I declare myself the aunt who’s always traveling and comes to family events tipsy.”- Unknown

191|“Packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip. Unpacks 3 months after coming home.”

192| “Some people spending their life searching for “the one.” I’m just searching for the one good travel deal.”-Unknown

193| “Me: triple checked packing list Also me: *forgets underwear, contact solution, and favorite chapstick*”- Unknown

194| “So, do I live out of a suitcase for the next month? Do I unpack just to repack again? Do I put my toothbrush back in the bathroom? I’m a visitor in my own house what the heck.”- Unknown

195| “That moment when you’re asked where you got something and you answer with the name of the country, not the name of the store.- Unknown

funny travel quote that says “Once a year, go somewhere you’ve never been before" with picture of Switzerland's green mountains and a river.

196| “Once a year, go somewhere you’ve never been before.” -The Dalai Lama

197| “My parents complain I travel too much. I mean, I could be a drug addict, do they realize how lucky they are?” –Unknown

198| “Do you ever stress about money and then accidentally book another flight?”- Unknown

199| “At the end of the day…I’d rather like to have a lot of stories to tell, then a full bank account.”

200| “Nothing says ‘vacation’ like spending $72 on food and booze at the airport before even reaching your destination.” – Ashley Fern

201| “How can people my age plan  spontaneous trips to Thailand, I can barely afford a spontaneous soft pretzel.”-Unknown

202| “Going on a trip. Need about 5 outfits. I’ve packed 35 just to be safe.” – Unknown

203| “My favorite thing to pack on trips are all the clothes I never wear at home and then find fun, flirty and exciting ways to not wear them while I’m away.” – Adam Rippon

204| “My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible words then before I know it I’m thrust into the back of my seat by acceleration that seems way too fast and the rest of the trip is an endless nightmare of turbulence, of near misses. And then the cabbie drops me off at the airport.” – Dennis Miller

205| “The airport is a lawless place. 7 am? Drink a beer. Tired? Sleep on the floor. Hungry? Chips now cost 17$.” – Alyssa Limperis

206| “I just want to travel the world, overspend at IKEA and drink coffee while cuddling puppies.”- Unknown

Photo of the back of a plane with quote saying “My favorite memory from childhood is my parents paying for my holidays.”

207| “My favorite memory from childhood is my parents paying for my holidays.” – Unknown

208| “People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home.” – Dagobert D. Runes

209| “I love when people say “just quit your job and travel.” Taking an Uber from the bar to my home is the only travel I can afford.”- Unknown

210| “Please remain seated until we’ve reached the gate, then feel free to stand hunched over weirdly sideways for 15 minutes while we do whatever.” – ContritePerson

211| “The temptation to go to the airport, buy a one way ticket, leave the country and live on my own has never been so real.” – American Nomad

212| “You want to know what it’s like to be on a plane for 22 hours? Sit in a chair, squeeze your head as hard as you can, don’t stop, then take a paper bag and put it over your mouth and nose and breathe your own air over and over and over.” –Lewis Black

213| “You define a good flight by negatives: you didn’t get hijacked, you didn’t crash, you didn’t throw up, you weren’t late, you weren’t nauseated by the food. So you are grateful.” – Paul Theroux

214| “When you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to disassemble a bomb? They take it and they’re like, ‘What do I do … I don’t really … ha-huh …’ Yeah, it’s the button on the top right where it always is since the beginning of #*@! time!”-Dane Cook

Pink piggy bank with a few coins and funny travel quote “Stuck somewhere between “I need to save” and “you only live once.”

215| “Stuck somewhere between “I need to save” and “you only live once.” – Unknown

216| “Normal life: Wears the same top every day for a week. Packing for 3-day vacation: I’ll probably change a few times a day so I’ll take 21 tops.”- Unknown

217| “If you think adventure is dangerous try routine, it’s lethal.” -Paulo Coelho

218| “Everyone is getting pregnant, engaged or getting married. I just wanna lose weight and travel.”- Unknown

Funny Travel Quotes & Funny Travel Captions Conclusion 

I hope you enjoyed this extensive list of funny travel quotes I compiled for you. Did these funny travel quotes tickle your fancy? Let me know which funny travel captions were your favorite? If you have a hilarious quote, leave it in the comments below. No need to let it waste. I will mix it in with the other funny travel quotes with credit!

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Love this quotes! They’re super unique.

Thank you Bliss, glad you enjoyed them 🙂

Haha these gave me a laugh, I especially love 98! Thanks so much for sharing!

Hello Jasmine. I am glad they gave you a good laugh!

Some fantastic quotes here! I definitely laughed aloud at some of these! My personal favourite is always “Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo.” I’m not sure how those machines manage to make me look SO bad in the photo, but it is definitely an accurate representation of how I look when I get off a plane!

Hi Hannah! I am so happy you enjoyed the quotes. That is a good one. They make me look bad too! lol

These quotes are so cute! And there are so many I haven’t heard before -they kept me entertained for a while! Thanks for putting a smile on my face 🙂

I am so happy I could put a smile your face Coni. I love funny travel quotes and so thrilled you enjoyed them.

These are great for a giggle!!

Thanks so much for reading Roshni! Glad they gave you a giggle 🙂

Love a good travel quote 🙂 The one about the airport being a lawless place… so true. haha thanks for sharing 🙂

So true Lora. The airport is a lawless place lol!

These are great. I love a good quote but the funny ones are the best. Awesome list!

Thank you so much Emma. So happy you enjoyed them!

Thank you for sharing. This put a smile on my face 🙂

So glad you enjoyed them!

I love love love this list, it is so great for my travel photo books!

Oh travel books are soooo much fun! I am sure you have a nice one Rebecca!

Fun collection of quotes. #31 about not wanting a house, just to travel and pet a lot of dogs – that could have been said by one of my daughters.

Hi Rhonda! I feel the exact same way as your daughter. She sounds wise! Thanks for reading!

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50 Funny Travel Quotes to Inspire Your Wanderlust

Traveling the world can be an adventure filled with unforgettable experiences, and sometimes, it’s the funny moments that make the journey even more memorable.

Whether you’re backpacking across Europe, cruising the Caribbean, or exploring the mysteries of Asia, a good laugh is a universal language that connects us all. So, pack your sense of humor and enjoy these humorous travel quotes that will hopefully bring a smile to your face, no matter where you are on the globe.

50 Hilarious Travel Quotes

To change it up, I included my own spin to these quotes, sharing a snippet of my own adventures and memories after each, bringing these words to life with tales from my travel diary.

“I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.” – Susan Sontag

For the insatiable traveler, this quote is a witty nod to the never-ending bucket list. We’ve decided that our travel bucket list isn’t actually in a bucket anymore. It’s more like an expandable pocket dimension.

“I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.” – Mark Twain

So true! Traveling together non-stop for a year is how Micki and I learned marriage could work for us. If you can survive months living in a tiny van and still enjoy their company, you can likely get along forever.

“If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine, it’s lethal”-  Paulo Coelho

It’s only funny because it’s true. Statistically, train connections in the USA are safer than getting out of bed every day. When in doubt, ride a train!

Birds literally just eat, travel, and shit on things they don’t like. I don’t know about you, but that’s the lifestyle I’m striving for. – Anonymous

Who knew that birdbrained might actually be a complement to some people. Having wings would be handy at times though.

“Jet Lag is for Amateurs.” – Dick Clark

This playful quip reminds us that true globetrotters know how to handle time zone changes with a grin. While it affects us all one way or another, pushing through it means you can get on with your journey sooner. Onward and upward!

“Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo.” – Al Gore

A humorous observation about the less-than-glamorous side of air travel. It’s why we always laugh when people go out of their way to look good on their passport pictures. We’ve found it’s better to look so run down that no matter how badly you’re doing on your day of travel that they won’t think something is wrong with you. Same logic applies to your driver’s license.

“I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine.” – Caskie Stinnett

Routine is just one of the many things nomads and wanderers try to avoid. Why have a repeat of yesterday when tomorrow can be anything?

“I’m a travel addict on the road to recovery. Just kidding, I’m headed to the airport.” – Anonymous

For those who find the allure of the airport irresistible, this quote is a humorous nod to our wanderlust. We purposely bought a house on one side of the city just to be closer to the airport. Just saying…

“Some tourists think Amsterdam is a city of sin, but in truth, it is a city of freedom. And in freedom, most people find sin.” – John Green

For me, this is a clever observation on the liberating spirit of travel and the adventures we’ll find when embracing that freedom. If the devil on your shoulder wins over the angel, that’s on you and not your destination. 😉

“There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.” – Anonymous

We’ve all felt the post-vacation blues, and this quote captures that sentiment perfectly.

“Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.” – George Carlin

A humorous take on the metric system by the legendary comedian, encouraging us to think differently about distances. One trick to happiness when traveling is to always round up or down until the number seems palatable. If you’re on a tight budget, forget I said that though.

“I follow my heart… and it usually leads me to the airport.” – Anonymous

Another witty testament to the heart’s desire for new adventures and experiences. While some people dread airports, we’ve always loved them.

“No place is ever as bad as they tell you it’s going to be.” – Chuck Thompson

Whether it’s travel, a movie, a book or a meal, always take other peoples opinions with a grain of salt. Most experiences are unique and we’ve both hated a city and loved it, with our expectations being the only difference between visits. Finding a nice place to sleep and a good restaurant goes a long way too.

“I’ve got 99 problems, but I’m on vacation and I’m ignoring them all!” – Anonymous

The perfect motto for anyone looking to temporarily escape the stresses of everyday life. Or, sell all your belongings and move your problems to another country where at least they’ll have a different accent.

Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything. – Steve Martin

A good reminder that there is no word for sorrow or regret in Timatuathian. Of course that language itself doesn’t exist so why would those two words exist anyway?

“Once the travel bug bites there is no known antidote, and I know that I shall be happily infected until the end of my life.” – Michael Palin

Ah, the joy and pain of the travel bug. It has a ferocious bite and often refuses to let go no matter how many miles you’ve put on or the amount of countries you’ve seen. The more you see, the more you realize there is to see and therein lies the problem.

Witty travel quotes, the second half

Remember, as St. Augustine once said, the world is a book, and those who do not travel read only one page. So turn the page, explore, and don’t forget to laugh along the way!

“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a plane ticket, and that’s kind of the same thing.” – Anonymous

A lighthearted reminder of how travel can bring joy into our lives. While it doesn’t take a lot of money to travel, more certainly never hurts.

“My favorite thing to do is go where I’ve never been.” – Diane Arbus

A simple yet profound statement about the essence of exploration and discovery. While it’s often the new that drives some, sometimes it can also be the old that they prefer to see in their rear view mirror.

“I would give up traveling but I’m not a quitter” – Anonymous

This quote is another playful turn on the hard work ethic and how sometimes when faced with adversity, it’s best to just bear down and keep at it, even if it’s enjoyable.

“A tourist is someone who drives thousands of miles to get a photo in front of their car.” – Anonymous

A playful jab at the classic tourist photo, this quote pokes fun at humans often absurd travel habits. Don’t worry, we have dozens of those pics as well. For instance, here we are in front of…

“The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.” – Russell Baker

This quote humorously captures the irony of trying to blend in, only to be spotted a mile away. We have tons of pics over the years wearing certain clothing from Thai pants in Thailand to an Outback hat in Australia and all they scream at us now is tourist in bright letters.

“Traveling – it leaves you speechless, then turns you into a storyteller.” – Ibn Battuta

A funny reminder that travel can render us speechless with its beauty before filling us with tales to tell.

“A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving.” – Lao Tzu

This ancient wisdom reminds us that sometimes the journey is more important than the destination. While I’m guessing Lao wasn’t spanning the globe, pretty sure he enjoyed his travels and was secretly prophesizing about his luggage never arriving.

“Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

While not overly humorous in it’s own right, it does remind me of a story about a friend who decided to forge his own path once on a hike and ended up needing to be cut down from a tree hours later. It was a thing but definitely adds to the adage that a good journey can be made great with a little extra humor thrown in.

Hilarious and inspiring travel quotes, the third half

Sometimes all you need to add to a travel memory is a dash of humor to make it unforgettable. Here are some more funny travel quotes to awaken your wanderlust.

“People don’t take trips, trips take people.” – John Steinbeck

While the imagery of a trip as a literal persona kidnapping a person, throwing them on a plane and making them have fun makes me laugh, this is in truth a thought-provoking quote that suggests travel has the power to transform us.

Side note: A Transformer named Trip would be just as amusing to me.

“A child on a farm sees a plane fly overhead and dreams of a faraway place. A traveler on the plane sees the farmhouse and dreams of home.” – Carl Burns

This ironic quote captures the contrasting perspectives of the traveler and the stay-at-home dreamer. While we often dream of things we miss, having the ability to miss them in the first place is reason enough to jump on a plane and go someplace for a while. Perspective often needs distance to achieve itself.

“Travel is like an endless university. You never stop learning.” – Harvey Lloyd

A reminder that travel educates us in ways that go beyond traditional learning. I recall our trip to the Galapagos Islands where we not only learned about Charles Darwin’s thoughts on evolution but also the fact to get to the ferry early so we don’t have to sit in the open back for 2 hours getting soaked from the rain…

“A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places.” – Tom Lichtenheld

This funny quote definitely highlights the trials and tribulations of traveling with family. While new places and activities can hold some interest, 2 snippy children will argue no matter what’s in front of them. However, now they get to do it in another country!

“ If you are going through hell, keep going.” – Winston Churchill

Winston obviously knew what it was like driving in LA but I digress, the truth is that a journey isn’t over until it’s over and even then, you might not end up where you thought you would. The unknown is half the fun.

“Live your life by a compass not a clock.” – Stephen Covey

Obviously Covey wasn’t a clock maker, but his adage remains. It’s the direction we take in life that determines our situation and that can’t always be done on a set timetable. Inflexibility in travel means inflexibility in life. Bending a little sometimes gives you a different view on where you are and where you’re heading. It’s also good for the back and knees.

“Your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.”- Anthony Bourdain

Anthony loved travel, meeting new people and trying new foods. Sure, that 2000 calorie piece of cake shouldn’t be on your everyday menu but are you seriously not going to try it once? Live a little.

“Don’t tell me how educated you are, tell me how much you travelled.” – Mohammed

The difference between knowledge and wisdom can often be measured by the amount of footsteps we’ve taken to get there. While the scholar reads about it, the traveler experiences it, tastes it, smells it, and digests it in such a way that they’re forever changed . The willingness to put oneself out there continually and the wisdom gained from such actions can speak volumes about a person.

“From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.” – Dr. Seuss

Dr. Seuss’ characters strode the globe in their pursuits to teach and entertain and often found humor in the most unlikely places. I once found it in a sock, under a rock, in a shoe, surrounded by goo and so can you.

“It is not the destination where you end up but the mishaps and memories you create along the way.”- Penelope Riley

Another quote not so humorous in it’s wording but funny in the mishaps department. Some of our most memorable moments on the road happened due to one mishap or another. Even our worst travel day ended with us saying “at least it will be an entertaining story one day.”

“A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.” – John A. Shedd

A classic example of a travel metaphor implying that we aren’t meant to stay in one place forever. We need movement to fulfill our purpose, regardless of the outcome. Though imagining all of us as little ships with legs walking around everywhere is also pretty funny to me.

“The further I go, the closer to me I get.” – Andrew McCarthy

Me is a person on the other side of the world doing something amazing at any moment. The closer to me I get, the more me I become. While I can’t always be me, I get solace in knowing that me is out there and I look forward to the day I get to be me again.

“A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.” – John Steinbeck

As Micki and I get closer to celebrating our 20th anniversary, the truth of this statement hits me. It’s all about the journey. Preventing the boat from capsizing isn’t about control, it’s about paying attention, watching out for hidden rocks and moving and changing with the river as opposed to fighting against it. Like a journey or a marriage, a river will take you where rivers take you. Enjoy the ride.

“ That moment when you’re asked where you got something and you answer with the name of the country, not the name of the store.” – Anonymous

We’ve been guilty of this dozens of times. For a while, everything we displayed was from another country or another trip. These days we’ve packed and unpacked our things too many times to even bother showcasing them anymore but we do own some nice boxes. That one we filled in Thailand, that one in Australia, that one in South America…

“ Going on a trip. Need about 5 outfits. I’ve packed 35 just to be safe.” – Anonymous

We’ve all done it though now we’ve learned from our mistakes and realize that in life we often dress to impress. The beauty of travel is most people don’t see you every day. Learn to get creative with your outfits. Maybe buy a nice hat and look out the window more often.

“Some beautiful paths can’t be discovered without getting lost.” – Erol Ozan

When you’re too busy following the path, sometimes you don’t realize you’re actually missing the journey. Explore beyond the path, there is always more to experience. More usually meaning beer, wine, food, music, art, dance and all the other good things in life worth pursuing.

“Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can see the place you came from with new eyes and extra colors. And the people there see you differently, too. Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.”- Terry Pratchett

We travel not only to see new things but also to be able to return to things we miss. Like distance, absence also gives perspective.

“ Ironing boards are surfboards that gave up their dreams and got a boring job. Don’t be an ironing board.” – Anonymous

Don’t be an ironing board is my new mantra. For the record, I also don’t want to be an anchor (it holds people back), a yesterday (it’s never in the present) or a sock (nothing funny, I just dislike socks).

“The world is waiting for you. Good Luck. Travel Safe. Go!” – Phil Keoghan

While travel isn’t always an amazing race, sometimes it can feel that way. Slow it down, explore, enjoy! Now Go!

“ Nothing lasts forever, except the day before you start your vacation.” – Gayland Anderson

No truer words have been spoken! Anticipation of an upcoming trip is still high on my list of things I look forward to.

“ You define a good flight by negatives: you didn’t get hijacked, you didn’t crash, you didn’t throw up, you weren’t late, you weren’t nauseated by the food. So you are grateful.” – Paul Theroux

The beauty of a new thing isn’t that it’s perfect or that it will instantly replace everything that was similar that came before. It’s the start of a new branch of something that can one day become amazing and transformative. Air travel started out rough (both figuratively and literally) and has gotten to the point where it can be a joy to sit down on a flight. I am grateful for that.

“You can’t control the past, but you can control where you go next.” – Kirsten Hubbard

Again we talk about control. While our journey should be allowed to happen as it happens, that doesn’t mean that sometimes you can’t point it in another direction. As winter approaches here, south seems prudent to me right now.

“I wonder if the ocean smells different on the other side of the world.” – J.A. Redmerski

Take it from me, it does. Everything does. Expectation often colors our reality. Color away my friends, color away.

“And that’s the wonderful thing about family travel: it provides you with experiences that will remain locked forever in the scar tissue of your mind.” – Dave Barry

Haha, family travel is a great way to experience the exact same trip from multiple points of view. A parent and a toddler can have the exact same day yet have very different takes on a situation. Same can be said for travel. Want to see the world differently? Explore it via your children and you’ll have a whole new understanding of the world. Hopefully it’s a positive experience for everyone but if not, at least there’s probably a good story in there somewhere.

May your travels be filled with laughter and joy. Remember, every journey is an opportunity for new stories and a good chuckle. Travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer, especially when it comes with a side of laughter!

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Funny Travel Quotes – 50 of the Funniest Travel Quotes

Here's the biggest collection of funny travel quotes all in one place. Over 50 fun travel quotes designed to put a smile on your face and inspire your next travel adventure.

50 Funniest Travel Quotes

50 Best Fun Travel Quotes

Do you love traveling? Do you want to make your next trip an unforgettable experience? Here's a list of 50 funny quotes about traveling that will inspire you.

As The Joker once said – Why so serious?

Travel should be fun!

Our collection of 50 funny travel quotes will inspire you to hit your next adventure with a smile. After all, who doesn't need a little Vitamin Sea in their lives?

Life is short. Call in sick and book that last minute flight.

Funny Travel Quote: Life is short. Call in sick and book that last minute flight.

I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel magazine!

Fun travel quote: I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel magazine!

Friend: Let’s go to Bora Bora. Me: Man, I wanna go, but I’m pora pora.

Funny travel quotes: Friend: Let’s go to Bora Bora. Me: Man, I wanna go, but I’m pora pora.

I love those days when my only decision is window or aisle.

Fun travel quotes: I love those days when my only decision is window or aisle.

Good things come to those, who book flights.

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I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance.

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I need vitamin SEA.

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Babies: cry all flight long. Fall asleep during landing.

Babies: cry all flight long. Fall asleep during landing.

I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.

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I need a vacation of 6 months. Twice a year!

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It’s bad manners to let a vacation wait!

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If traveling was free, BYE!

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Airports: the only place where drinking 8 AM is socially acceptable.

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All I want for Christmas is you forever vacation.

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I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords!

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Girls don’t wait for the prince anymore, they pack and travel the world.

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Travelling is like a chocolate box. Don’t matter what you get. All is good.

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I feel like most of my problems could be solved with a trip to … anywhere.

I feel like most of my problems could be solved with a trip to … anywhere.

You’ve never felt true fear until your passport isn’t where you think you left it.

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Running to the gate is my cardio.

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That moment when boarding is complete. And the seat next to you is empty.

That moment when boarding is complete. And the seat next to you is empty.

A plane ticket is the answer. Who cares what the question is.

A plane ticket is the answer. Who cares what the question is.

In desperate need of a full body massage, 4 days of sleep and a ticket to the Bahamas.

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Going on a trip. Need about 5 outfits. I’ve packed 35 just to be safe.

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TIP: You won’t get the holiday blues if you just keep booking holidays.

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I heard an airplane passing overhead. I wished I was on it.

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Holiday? Now that’s a word I haven’t heard in a long time.

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Have you ever stopped to think, maybe travel is addicted to me?

Travel thoughts - Have you ever stopped to think, maybe travel is addicted to me?

I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine.

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Me: I want to travel. My bank account: Like to the park?

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There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.

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Can we just skip to the part in my life where I travel the world ?

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Do you ever stress about money and then accidentally book another flight?

Do you ever stress about money and then accidentally book another flight?

Physically I’m here. Mentally I’m in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito.

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If you look like your passport picture, you probably need a trip.

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Be afraid. And do it anyway.

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I’ve got a crush on the world.

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It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.

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People having babies. And I’m like…what country am I going to next?

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If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size 7-day Caribbean cruise.

Funny Christmas quotes - If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size 7-day Caribbean cruise.

You can’t make everyone happy. You are not a plane ticket.

You can’t make everyone happy. You are not a plane ticket.

I just need a large coffee, a plane ticket and a bag full of cash.

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Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new year on a clean

Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new year on a clean

I’ve got 99 problems. But I am on vacation and I am ignoring them all!

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Yeah, working is great…but have you tried travelling.

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I followed my heart and it led me to the airport.

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I googled my symptoms. Turns out I just needed to go on a vacay.
Live a life you don't need a vacation from

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Lets start off this post by taking a lo0ok at some of the very best funny travel quotes. Here are my top picks-

I wish I had never gone travelling. Said no one ever.

I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel magasine!

I’m not lost, I’m exploring.

funny short travel quotes

All you need is  love  a passport

Tan lines and unforgettable times.

Lets wander where the WiFi is weak.

I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords.

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.

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The tans will fade, but the memories will last forever.

Good things come to those, who book flights. 

I followed my heart and it led me to the airport. 

There are many famous funny travel quotes that we hear quoted regularly, here are some of the best-

Don’t worry about the world ending today, it’s already tomorrow in Australia . – Charles M. Schulz

I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. – Mark Twain

Jet lag is for amateurs. – Dick Clark

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. – John Steinbeck

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. – Henry Youngman

“There is nothing safer than flying, it’s crashing that is dangerous.” – Theo Cowan

You define a good flight by negatives: you didn’t get hijacked, you didn’t crash, you didn’t throw up, you weren’t late, you weren’t nauseated by the food. So you are grateful.– Paul Theroux

funny short travel quotes

Drink heavily with the locals whenever possible. – Anthony Bourdain

I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine. – Caskie Stinnett

The worst thing about being a tourist, is having other tourists recognise you as a tourist! – Russell Baker

Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo. —Al Gore  

Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything. – Steve Martin 

funny short travel quotes

What are the most popular funny travel quotes? I have summarised them for you here-

I need Vitamin Sea

I need a vacation of 6 months. Twice a year!

funny short travel quotes

Work, save, travel , repeat.

Life’s a beach.

I have not travelled everywhere, but it’s on my list.

Life is better at the beach.

Work hard, travel harder.

People having babies.. and I’m like: “What country am I going to next?”

funny short travel quotes

I’m in love with places I’ve never been to.

I googled my symptoms. Turns out I just needed to go on a vacation.

I’m a travel fiend on the road to recovery. Just kidding. I’m headed to the airport.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy plane tickets, which is kind of the same thing.

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Beer. Beach. Sunset. What more could you want?!

Fifty shades of.. red, orange, pink, and purple?

funny short travel quotes

Girls just want to have.. sun?

I wish I was a postcard. For under $2 you can travel the world to any location in the world. 

Backpacking is money spent on Education.

funny short travel quotes

I feel like most of my work problems could be solved with a trip to…anywhere.

I’m getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach.

I’ve got 99 problems. But I’m on vacation so I’m ignoring them all!

A plane ticket is the answer. Who cares what the question is.

If you had to choose between true love or travelling the world, which country would you visit first? 

Some people spend their life searching for “the one”. I’m just searching for the one good travel deal.

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Vacation calories don’t count, right?

I want to live in the world where searching for plane tickets burns calories.

Running to the gate is my cardio.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need a trip.

These funny travel quotes are sure to make you giggle too-

Me: “I want to travel more”, the bank account: “Like, to the park?”

When life knocks you down, roll over and look at the stars.

I love those days when my only decision is whether to go to the beach in the morning or in the afternoon.

Sun of a  beach  that’s a nice sunset

funny short travel quotes

Airports: the only place where drinking 8 AM is socially acceptable

What’s that medical condition called where you constantly need to have a trip booked? 

“Be right back…” Just running away from Monday and going straight to the airport. 

This is me, walking down the aisle (of the airplane).

Getting out of bed would be 10x easier if there was a Caribbean ocean and 30 degree weather waiting outside for you.

Do you ever stress about money and then accidentally book another flight?

Life is short. Call in sick and book that last minute flight.

Everyone is pregnant, engaged or getting married. I just wanna lose weight and travel.

Should I book another flight to go abroad? Brain: no. Wallet: no. Mom: no. Dog: no. Universe: no…I think I’m gonna book the flight.

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Screw the caviar, I want to travel the world!

Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on the beach drinking Margaritas.

I’ve got a crush on the world.

Tripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any travel trips currently booked.

You’ve never felt true fear until your passport isn’t where you think you left it.

All I want for Christmas is  you  forever vacation.

Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they clap their hands when the plane lands.

I love those days when my only decision is window or aisle.

Can we just skip to the part in my life where I travel the world?

I just need a large coffee, a plane ticket and a bag full of cash. 

The airport is a lawless place. 7 am? Drink a beer. Tired? Sleep on the floor. Hungry? Crisps now cost £12.

Some funny travel quotes are just silly, but in a good way, of course! Here are my favourites-

Don’t be a tourist, be a traveller.

Not all who wander are lost. They’re just looking for coffee.

By 35, if I’m not engaged or already starting a family, I declare myself the aunt who’s always travelling & comes to family events tipsy.

My parents complain I travel too much.  I mean, I could be a drug addict, do they realise how lucky they are?

High five if you don’t know what you’re doing with your life and just want to travel the world.

Worrying you’ve accidentally packed 3 kilos of dr*gs and an animal carcass as you walk through “nothing to declare” at the airport.

Don’t make me slap you with my flip flop.

You can’t make everyone happy. You are not a plane ticket.

Sandy toes and salty kisses.

funny short travel quotes

Kilometres are shorter than miles. Save gas and take your next trip in kilometres.

Birds literally just eat, travel, and make a mess on things they don’t like. I don’t know about you, but that’s the lifestyle I’m striving for.

I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance. 

I love when people say “just quit your job and travel.” Taking an Uber from the bar to my home is the only travel I can afford. 

Ironing boards are surfboards that gave up their dreams and got a boring job. Don’t be an ironing board.

Forget champagne and caviar – Taste the world instead.

I don’t want a house. I just want to travel and pet a lot of dogs.

funny short travel quotes

“You can’t buy happiness” Okay, explain travel then…

Travelling is like a chocolate box. Don’t matter what you get. All is good.

And here are some of the best funny vacation quotes-

I have been to almost as many places as my luggage.

Overpack. It’s why suitcases have wheels now.

It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.

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Physically I’m here. Mentally I’m in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito.

You won’t get the holiday blues if you just keep booking holidays.

Packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip. Unpacks 3 months after coming home.

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just want a paycheck to buy plane tickets.

funny short travel quotes

I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m going. Are you coming with me?

Live a life you don’t need a vacation from.

Going on a trip. Need about 5 outfits. I’ve packed 35 just to be safe.

I need a holiday. And by “holiday” I mean I need to move away and find a job. On the beach. With cocktails. 

Normal life: Wears the same top every day for a week. Packing for 3-day vacation: I’ll probably change a few times a day so I’ll take 21 tops.

There are some funny travel quotes that can be seen as being a bit sarcastic (and you know us Brits love our sarcasm!). Here are some of the most common-m

Can we just skip to the part of my life where I travel the world?

Can’t decide if I need a hug, an XL coffee, 6 ounces of vodka, or 2 months of travel.

I wish that road trips could pay my bills.

Instead of driving a Mercedes to work,  I’d rather ride on a bike to the beach.

The temptation to go to the airport, buy a one-way ticket, leave the country and live on my own has never been so real.

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You know it’s time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your driving license.

I’m busy.

Go to work. Open computer. Scroll for plane tickets for 6 hours. Close computer. Go home.

Work tip: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.

Travitude (n.) when you start to feel grumpy and sassy because you haven’t travelled in a while.

Friend 1: I’m getting a house. Friend 2: I’m having a baby. Friend 3: I’m getting married Me: I’m headed to the airport. 

Reality called, so I hung up.

Travsessed ( n .) An obsession with travel. When all you talk or think about is your past or future trips.

Girls don’t wait for the prince anymore, they pack and travel the world.

Have you ever stopped to think, maybe travel is into me.

Europeans: I drove 40 minutes to spend the weekend in Paris, then popped to Germany to visit family on the way home. Australians: I was in Queensland and drove for 18 hours. Now I’m still in Queensland.

And last but not least, here are some of the best funny travel quotes for Instagram-

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.. Then it dawned on me.

Sunsets. Life’s way to saying: ‘good job, you survived another day. Here’s something pretty!

funny short travel quotes

You weren’t born to just pay bills and die.

Work hard. Travel harder.

A coconut a day keeps the doctor away.

At the end of the day.. I’d rather like to have a lot of stories to tell, than a full bank account.

Me thinking about how many flights I can book for the cost of a new iPhone 11 Pro.

I know there is a flight leaving today that could bring me far, far away!

I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine.

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I just want to travel the world, overspend at IKEA and drink coffee while cuddling puppies.

If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size 10-day Caribbean cruise.

Me getting ready for vacation: manicure and pedicure, buy new Sephora products, spray tan, get waxed, get hair done, work out for a month, live off kale and veggies, try on 30K swimsuits and cry in dressing rooms. Husband getting ready for vacation: packs a bathing suit, flip-flops, a T-shirt, and calls it a day.

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88 relatable funny travel quotes that will make your day

Traveling isn’t always honkey-dory. Sure, traveling gives us some amazing memories but sometimes, we face challenges on the road or even experience things we would rather forget . However, most of the time we can look back at our memories with smiles on our faces because travel can be pretty funny at times and what better to help you turn around a bad day than some humor? Whether you’re planning a new trip, recovering from one or you’re just going through travel blues , here are some funny travel quotes that will make your day.

Adventure-related funny travel quotes

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1. “You got to be careful if you don’t know where you’re going because you might not get there.”  – Yogi Berra

2. “People travel to wonder at the height of the mountains, at the huge waves of the seas, at the long course of the rivers, at the vast compass of the ocean, at the circular motion of the stars, and yet they pass by themselves without wondering.”  – St. Augustine

3. “If you think adventures are dangerous, try routine: it’s Lethal.”  – Paul Coelho

4. “Adventure is a path. The real adventure, self-determined, self-motivated, often risky, forces you to have firsthand encounters with the world.”  – Mark Jenkins

5. “Every man can transform the world from one of monotony and drabness to one of excitement and adventure.”  – Irving Wallace

6. “No matter where you go, there you are.”  – Buckaroo Banzai

7. “The temptation to go to the airport, buy a one way ticket, leave the country and live on my own has never been so real.” – American Nomad

8. “Birds literally just eat, travel and shit on things they don’t like. I don’t know about you but that’s the lifestyle I’m striving for.” – The Captain

9. “I love to travel, but hate to arrive.” – Albert Einstein

10. “Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.” – George Carlin

11. “Good things come to those, who book flights.” – Unknown

12. “I’m a travel addict on the road to recovery. JUST KIDDING! I’m on the road to the airport.”- Unknown

13. “Travel has a way of stretching the mind. The stretch comes not from travel’s immediate rewards, the inevitable myriad new sights, smells and sounds, but with experiencing first-hand how others do differently what we believed to be the right and only way.”  – Ralph Crawshaw

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14. “The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.”  – Russell Baker

15. “The traveler was active; he went strenuously in search of people, of adventure, of experience. The tourist is passive; he expects interesting things to happen to him. He goes ‘sight-seeing.’”  – Daniel J. Boorstin

16. “Travel makes a wise man better, and a fool worse.”  – Thomas Fuller

17. “There’s nothing American tourists like more than the things they can get at home.” – Stephen Colbert

18. “Travel like Gandhi, with simple clothes, open eyes, and an uncluttered mind.”  – Rick Steve

19. “When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable.”  – Clifton Fadiman

20. “I have wandered all my life, and I have also traveled; the difference between the two being this, that we wander for distraction, but we travel for fulfillment.” – Hilaire Belloc

21. “Jet Lag is for Amateurs.” – Unknown

22. “The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad. I speak now, of course, in the supposition that the gentle reader has not been abroad, and therefore is not already a consummate ass.” –  Mark Twain

23. “People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home.” – Dagobert D. Runes

25. “For me, being ‘chill’ is getting to the airport three hours before take-off so I can sit in a restaurant directly across from my gate and be anxious about missing my flight from there.” – Alli Brown

26. “Without travel, I would have wound up a little ignorant white Southern female, which was not my idea of a good life.” – Lauren Hutton

Funny travel quotes about flights

If you’ve done your fair share of flying, you’ll love this funny travel quotes about flights.

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27. “I love those days when my only decision is window or aisle.” – Unknown

28. “That moment when boarding is complete and the seat next to you is EMPTY!” – Unknown

29. “The airport is a lawless place. 7 am? Drink a beer. Tired? Sleep on the floor. Hungry? Chips now cost 17$.” – Alyssa Limperis

30. “You can’t make everyone happy. You are not a plane ticket.” Unknown

31. “How is it that the first piece of luggage on the airport carousel never belongs to everyone?” – George Roberts

32. “If you see I’m asleep when you’re serving snacks & drinks, please wake my ass up. Sincerely, I want my money’s worth .” – Unknown

33. “There are only two emotions in a plane: boredom and terror.” –  Orson Welles

34. “You define a good flight by negatives: you didn’t get hijacked, you didn’t crash, you didn’t throw up, you weren’t late, you weren’t nauseated by the food. So you are grateful.” –  Paul Theroux

35. “Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo.” – Al Gore

36. “Never get behind old people in airport security. Their bodies are littered with hidden metal and they never seem to appreciate how little time they have left”. – George Clooney (Up In The Air)

37. “Now I know why they tell you to put your head between your knees on crash landings. You think you’re going to kiss your ass good-bye.” – Terry Hanson

38. “Please remain seated until we’ve reached the gate, then feel free to stand hunched over weirdly sideways for 15 minutes while we do whatever.” – ContritePerson

39. “Imagine being on a plane and NOT eating every item presented to you as if you will never again have ready access to food in your life.” – Jia Tolentino

Funny quotes about packing

As someone who traveled a lot, funny travel quotes about packing are some of my favorites!

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40. “Overpack. It’s why suitcases have wheels now.” – Unknown

41. “My favorite thing to pack on trips are all the clothes I never wear at home and then find fun, flirty and exciting ways to not wear them while I’m away.” – Adam Rippon

42. “Going on a trip. Need about 5 outfits. I’ve packed 35 just to be safe.” – Unknown

43. “I haven’t worn these pants since I bought them. I should definitely pack them for my 3-day vacation. Just in case.” – Tank Sinatra

44. “Normal life: Wears the same top every day for a week. Packing for 3-day vacation : I’ll probably change a few times a day so I’ll take 21 tops.”- Unknown

45. “Up 5.15 a.m. thinking, pack, pack, pack. I appear to have accumulated more things. How did this happen? I haven’t shopped. Think my bath oils have bred.”―  Emma Thompson

46. “When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money.” – Susan Heller

Relatable funny travel quotes we all experienced

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47. “I need a vacation of 6 months. Twice a year!” – Unknown

48. “Vacation calories don’t count. Right?” – Unknown

49. “A change of latitude would help my attitude.”- Unknown

50. “Life goal: Create a life that people assume you have anyway based on your Instagram account!”- Unknown

51. ” I’ve got 99 problems but I’m on vacation and I am ignoring them all!“ – Unknown

52. “You won’t get the holiday blues if you just keep booking holidays.” – Unknown

53. “There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.” – Unknown

54. “Stuck somewhere between “I need to save” and “you only live once.” – Unknown

55. “I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance.” – Unknown

56. “If you look like your passport picture, you probably need a trip.” – Unknown

57. “I want to live in a world where searching for plane tickets burns calories.” – Unknown

58. “I googled my symptoms. Turns out I just need a vacation.” – Unknown

59. “It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.” –  Unknown

60. “I would totally give up travel, but I’m not a quitter.” –  Unknown

61. “When you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to disassemble a bomb? They take it and they’re like, ‘What do I do … I don’t really … ha-huh …’ Yeah, it’s the button on the top right where it always is since the beginning of #*@! time!” –   Dane Cook

62. “If at some point you don’t ask yourself ‘What have I gotten myself into?’ then you’re not doing it right.” – Roland Gau

63. “Nothing says ‘vacation’ like spending $72 on food and booze at the airport before even reaching your destination.” – Ashley Fern

Funny Destination-related quotes

road travel quotes

63. “The major advantage of domestic travel is that, with a few exceptions such as Miami , most domestic locations are conveniently situated right here in the United States.” – Dave Barry

64. “You can find your way across this country using burger joints the way a navigator uses stars.” – Charles Kuralt

65. “Do not insult the mother alligator until after you have crossed the river.” – Old Haitian Proverb

66. “Canada is the vichyssoise of nations — it’s cold, half-French, and difficult to stir.” – Stuart Keate

67. “Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with a hat. I learned this the hard way”.  – Dave Barry

68. “Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.” – Jerry Seinfeld

69. “I never make a trip to the United States without visiting a supermarket. To me, they are more fascinating than any fashion salon.” – Wallis Simpson

70. “There are three trips you take to India: the one you think you’re going to have – that you plan for; the one you actually have; and the one you live through once you go back home.” — Erin Reese

71. “In Paris, they simply stared when I spoke to them in French ; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.” – Mark Twain

72. “Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the progress that has been made in the last thirty years, many foreign people still speak foreign languages.” – Dave Barry

73. “The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.” – Rudyard Kipling

Funny relationship travel quotes

Do you like traveling as a couple? Then you’ll surely love these funny travel quotes for couples.

travel couple quotes

74. “Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversations.”  – Elizabeth Drew

75. “Travelling is like flirting with life. It’s like saying, ‘I would stay and love you, but I have to go; this is my station.’”  – Lisa St. Aubin de Teran

76. “To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.”  – Freya Stark

77. “Girls don’t wait for the prince anymore, they pack and travel the world.” – Unknown

78. “All you need is  love  a passport.” – Unknown

79. “Two great talkers will not travel far together.” – Spanish Proverb

80. “Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they clap their hands when the plane lands.” – Desus Nice

81. “If you are waiting for someone to travel with you, you may end up waiting a lifetime!”- Unknown

82. “I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel brochure.” – Unknown

83. “Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equalling a hundred miles.” — Roseanne Barr

84. “I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.”  – Mark Twain

Funny travel quotes for families

And last but not least, if you travel with your family, these funny travel quotes for families will be completely relatable

family travel quotes

85. “My parents complain I travel too much. I mean, I could be a drug addict, do they realize how lucky they are?” – Unknown

86. “My mom watches a special type of news program that only reports on horrible incidents happening in places I’m about to visit.” – Jared Freid

87. “My favorite memory from childhood is my parents paying for my holidays.” – Unknown

88. “A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.”  – John Steinbeck

Did these funny travel quotes make your day? Which one was your favorite? Do you have any more funny travel quotes we didn’t mention? Feel free to share them with us in the comments! If you liked this article, also check out this list of 100+ wanderlust quotes and our list of travel light quotes .

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40+ Funny Travel Quotes to Make You Laugh

By: Author Hannah Cooper

Posted on Last updated: January 3, 2024

40+ Funny Travel Quotes to Make You Laugh

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There’s nothing like chortling over funny travel quotes to beat the in-between-trips blues. Check out this bumper collection of the funniest, silliest, and most relatable travel quotes out there.

We’ve also included funny travel quotes from movies, TV, and books to inspire your watchlist and next read. 

Short, funny travel quotes

Short and sweet, these funny quotes about travel will have you scrambling for the travel brochures!

“A coconut a day keeps the doctor away.”

“Have you ever stopped to think, maybe travel is addicted to me?”

“Yeah, working is great. But have you tried traveling?” 

“Running to the gate is my cardio.”

“People having babies. And I’m like…what country am I going to next?”

Me: “I want to travel.” 

My bank account: “Like, to the park?”

Friend: “Let’s go to Bora Bora. 

Me: I wanna, but I’m pora pora.”

“When you’re supposed to take the 8 a.m. train to the office but miss the stop and end up at the airport”

“I love those days when my only decision is whether to go to the beach in the morning or in the afternoon.”

“ I’ve got 99 problems and travel could solve literally all of them .”

“I love my job, but only when I’m on vacation.”

funny travel quote over the top of a photo of a beach.

Down-to-earth funny travel quotes

These silly travel quotes are relatable. 

Europeans: “I drove 40 minutes to spend the weekend in Paris, then popped to Germany to visit family on the way home.” Australians: “I was in Queensland and drove for 18 hours. Now I’m still in Queensland.”

“Physically I’m here. Mentally I’m in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito.”

“I Googled my symptoms. Turns out I just needed to go on a vacation.”

“I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just want a paycheck to buy plane tickets.”

Friend 1: “I’m getting a house.” Friend 2: “I’m having a baby.” Friend 3: “I’m getting married.” Me: “I’m going to the airport.”

Wise and funny quotes about travel

We can learn from traveling and reading wise yet funny quotes about travel when we’re at home. 

“Once the travel bug bites there is no known antidote, and I know that I shall be happily infected until the end of my life.”  ― Michael Palin

“When traveling with someone, take large doses of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.”  ― Helen Hayes

“Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas and take your next trip in kilometers.” ― George Carlin

 “Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all.” ― Helen Keller

“Because in the end, you won’t remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain.” ― Jack Kerouac

“Live life with no excuses, travel with no regret.” ― Oscar Wilde

michael Palin quote over the top if a photo of two women in italy.

Funny quotes about traveling with kids

Unsurprisingly, most of these funny travel quotes remain anonymous. 

“A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places.”  ― Tom Lichtenheld

“Parents don’t really go on holidays. They just look after their kids in a different country for a while.”

“Being on vacation with my family has brought me so much closer to my iPad.”

“You call it chaos. We call it a family vacation.”

“Summer vacations are a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid.”

Funny anecdotes on X (formerly Twitter)

The bluebird has flown the nest but X, formerly known as Twitter, is still a treasure trove of travel wit and snappy one-liners. Here are the cleverest and funniest plucked from the wittiest social media platform. 

“Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.” ― National Park Service

“Security at every level of the airport is insane until you get to the baggage claim. Then it’s like, take whatever bag you want.” ― Wandering Nick

“The fancier the hotel, the more likely I am to sleep with a towel on my face because I can’t figure out how to turn out all the lights.” ― Jen Rose Smith

“Got to love that final hour of a trip before the airport transfer, when you’re dressed for a flight to London but you’re still in a tropical country so you just… sit there, sweating profusely.”  ― Sarah J C Gillespie

“You know you’re getting older when you arrive at an airport two hours before the flight.” ― James Stewart

“Got an email saying I should get to the airport three hours early because of an update with the security systems. Got here and was through in five minutes. Can’t help feeling my dad is behind all this.”  ― Alexandra Haddow

“If I’m understanding correctly, in Italy, the norm is:

No breakfast, just espresso or cappuccinos.

Have a carb-heavy lunch/multi-hour meal from 1-3.

Take a 4-5 hour nap. Start dinner at 8.

Finish dinner at ~midnight

Drink wine all day.” ― David But In Survival Mode

“My kids mix their languages all the time but my favorite combo is Spanish and Scottish. Asking where a waiter had gone in a restaurant earlier: ‘Dónde está el wee mannie?’” ― Sophie Cameron

“When I worked in an office I asked a younger girl if she’d had a nice time in Ibiza on her first day back and she said, ‘aye it was brilliant we had an amazing time, one of my pals I went with died when we were out there but we still made the most of it.’ ” ― Natalie O’Donoghue

funny travel quote over the top of a woman rolling a suitecase.

Sarcastic travel quotes

Not forgetting that Twitter is the home of sarcastic travel quotes.

“Baffled by suitcase shops at airports. Are there people who arrive at the airport with piles of clothes in their arms and bunches of underwear slung around their necks, and think, blimey I knew I forgot something?” ― Rory Boland

I tried to take peanut butter through airport security.

TSA: “Sorry, no liquids, gels, or aerosols.”

Me: “I want you to tell me which of those things you think peanut butter is.” ― Patrick Neve

“If you’re at the London fireworks and managed to get a recording on your phone, please make sure to share it. Would love to take a look.” ― Sam Bowman

Silly travel quotes inspired by pop music

Your favorite songs will never be the same again. 

“Oops!… I Traveled Again.”

“Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh,

Caught in bad turbulence…”

“If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my itinerary.”

“Hello suitcase, my old friend…”

“Cause if you liked it then you should have put an air tag on it.”

“Oh girls just wanna have trips.”

Funny travel quotes from movies

Watching a travel-themed film is a classic way to buck yourself up when you’re counting down (and saving up) for your next adventure. Especially if it’s a comedy. Let these funny travel quotes from movies inspire you. 

“Great! Where are we going?” ― The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

“Sir , sir? Sir, excuse me. I know this is your cab, but I’m desperately late for a plane, and I was wondering if I could appeal to your good nature and ask you to let me have it.” ― Planes, Trains, and Automobiles (1987)

“First rule of India: there’s always room.” ― The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (2004)

Joe Bradley: “Where do you live?”

Princess Ann: “…the Colosseum.”

Joe Bradley [to the taxi driver]: “She lives in the Colosseum.”

Taxi Driver: “Is wrong address!” ― Roman Holiday (1953)

“Just keep swimming.” ― Finding Nemo (2003)

“I’m just completely lost.” ― Lost in Translation (2003)

M. Gustave: “ How fast can you pack ?” Zero: “ Five minutes .” M. Gustave: “ Do it, and bring a bottle of the Pouilly-Jouvet ‘26 in an ice bucket with two glasses, so we don’t have to drink the cat piss they serve in the dining car .” ― The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)

“For the last six months, he’s gone to Harvard and Berkeley. I’m betting he can get a passport.”  — Catch Me If You Can (2002)

Pippin: “ What about breakfast ?” 

Aragorn: “ Haven’t you had that already ?” 

Pippin: “ We’ve had one, yes. What about second breakfast? ” ― The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

Jack: “What did he say?”

Peter: “He said the train is lost”

Jack: “How can a train be lost? It’s on rails.” ― The Darjeeling Limited (2007)

Oscar Wilde travel quote over the top of an image of the city of arts and sciences in Valencia.

Funny travel quotes from TV

Not forgetting TV.

“Sicily can be very seductive”. ― ‘That’s Amore’, The White Lotus , Season 2 (2022)

“I’m going to have to go into the map.” ― ‘The One With Ross’s Wedding’, Friends , Season 4 (1998)

“You go to St. Tropez to party, not to work. It’s like going to Ibiza to do your taxes.” ― ‘Do You Know the Way to St. Tropez?’ Emily in Paris , Season 2 (2021)

Funny travel quotes from books

Bookworms and bibliophiles, these will give you something to giggle over. 

“Queuing is a rarity in India but if you are the next in line, you do not stand behind the person being served. You stand next to him. If possible, you stand next to him with one elbow lightly touching his ribs, so that when he moves you are guaranteed your spot.” ― Monisha Rajesh, Around India in 80 Trains

“I think the world divides neatly into those who are excited by the managed induction of terror and those who are not. I do not find terror exciting : I find it terrifying.” ― David Foster Wallace, A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again

“It used to be a good hotel, but that proves nothing – I used to be a good boy.” ― Mark Twain, The Innocents Abroad

“Being an immigrant is not for the admin-phobic.” ― Helen Russell, The Year of Living Danishly: Uncovering the Secrets of the World’s Happiest Country

“Go back?” he thought. “No good at all! Go sideways? Impossible! Go forward? Only thing to do! On we go!” ― J. R. R. Tolkein, The Hobbit 

Funny travel quotes from Bill Bryson

The eternal expat himself, Bill Bryson deserves his own segment.

“I sat thinking what an odd thing tourism is. You fly off to a strange land, eagerly abandoning all the comforts of home and then expend vast quantities of time and money in a largely futile effort to recapture the comforts you wouldn’t have lost if you hadn’t left home in the first place.” ― Bill Bryson, Neither Here nor There: Travels in Europe

“Suddenly, in the space of a moment, I realized what it was that I loved about Britain . Every last bit of it, good and bad – Marmite, village fetes, country lanes, people saying ‘mustn’t grumble’ and ‘I’m terribly sorry but’, people apologizing to me when I conk them with a nameless elbow, milk in bottles, beans on toast, haymaking in June, stinging nettles, seaside piers, Ordnance Survey maps, crumpets, hot-water bottles as a necessity, drizzly Sundays – every bit of it.” ― Bill Bryson, Notes from a Small Island

*Experience these phenomena in the Peak District , Lake District , and the Yorkshire Dales *

 “I was heading to Nebraska. Now there’s a sentence you don’t want to say too often if you can possibly help it.” ― Bill Bryson, The Lost Continent: Travels in Small-Town America

*Check out alternative US travel destinations *

Funny travel quotes from articles

Closing with some travel stories worth a read for their wit.

“ We had unpacked and gone down into the lobby for a cocktail when it happened. The rain had begun. It rained all night, and all day, and all night again. This was not mild, polite British rain, but a rumbustious, glutinous, violent downpour in the dark, soon accompanied by lightning and thunder which, again, went on interminably, like hours of strobe lighting followed by aerial bombing .” ― Hanif Kureishi, The Guardian

“No, there’s nowt fancy on ferries. They are classless places, for all sorts. This is something you can take in at your leisure, as ships are the only mode of transit I can think of on which you can take a proper stroll.” ― Adrian Chiles, The Guardian

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Funny travel quotes are great to cheer up your day and keep the travel bug.

Humor will help you to turn around a bad day, simply a laugh would change your mood! That’s one reason why we do love these funny quotes and wanted to collect some of them for you.

We had a look at the travel quotes out there and we collected these 26 funny travel quotes . Some of these funny quotes we found them on our 5 Star Hostels!

If you find some more, you can always tag us on Instagram , we will be happy to see them.

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In case you need more inspiration or just wanna read more travel quotes, we also collected 109 Travel quotes to inspire every traveler .

I hear you wonder: How did we collect so many quotes?

Well, we are quite traditional here: we do always carry with us a travel notebook. There we write all the quotes we have come across during our travels, as well as many other notes. And of course, Pinterest!

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Well… we let you enjoy this moment.

We hope you do laugh, remember, love and share these funny travel quotes. After all, we know that a sense of travel humor can really lighten your mood. And since a lot can go wrong when exploring this world, a sense of humor is always a good tool to have on hand.

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A Full List of Funny Travel Quotes

Let’s start this list of funny travel quotes with a quote Matt likes to use.

1. “Forget champagne and caviar – Taste the world instead!”

– Hostelgeeks

2. Me : “I want to travel more”

the bank account : “Like, to the park?”

3. “I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords!”

4. “Men to the left because woman are always right”.”

This is a quote from BUS Hostel, one of the best hostels in Reykjavik .

Men go to the left because Women are always right

5. “The journey, not the arrival, matters.”

– T. S. Eliot

6. “Once a year, go somewhere you’ve never been before.”

– The Dalai Lama

7. It’s bad manners to let vacation wait!

8. “Have a fun(tache)tic day!.”

9. “Most things in life people are worried about, never happen anyway!.”

10. “Never stop doing things for the first time.”

11. “I can’t control the wind but I can adjust the sail.”

– Ricky Skaggs

12. “A journey is measured in friends rather than miles.”

– Tim Cahill

13. “Do not follow where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.”

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

14.  “Laugh more, worry less!”

15. “I want to make memories all over the world.”

16. “If you are upset just think about a T-Rex trying to drink a Martini.”

17. “Don’t be a tourist, be a traveler.”

18. “Buy the ticket, take the ride.”

19. “If you think adventure is dangerous try routine, it’s lethal.” – Paulo Coelho

20. “Quit your job, buy a ticket, get a tan, fall in love, never return.”

– Anonymous

21. “I’m in love with places I’ve never been to.”

22. “ Free Boobs! Just kidding – Free Fruit! ”

Free Boobs- Just kidding- Free Fruit! Funny travel quote at Zwanky Mint

22. “When life knocks you down, roll over and look at the stars.”

23. “If you don’t belong, don’t be too long.”

24. “I need vitamin SEA.”

25.“The people who made you laugh are more beautiful than beautiful people.”

Read : Best solo travel quotes and sayings

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26. “People don’t take trips. . . trips take people.”

– John Steinbeck

27. “Make salsa, not war!”

28. “I hate traveling, no traveler ever said”

29. “Don’t look for love. Look for good coffee!”

"Don't look for love. Look for good coffee!"

30. You know it’s time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your driving license…

31. Life goal: Create a life that people assume you have anyway based on your instagram account!

32. “I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine.”

– Caskie Stinnett

33. There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.

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34. If traveling was free, BYE!

35. “I’ve got 99 problems. But I am on vacation and I am ignoring them all!”

36. “Worst thing about being a tourist, is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist!”

– Russell Baker

37. “And then I went to the Sangria Familia…!”

38. “Jet Lag is for Amateurs”

Jet Lag is for Amateurs

39. “Work hard, travel harder”

40. I will conquer the world. Like, from here to the post box.

41. If travel would be free, you would never see me again. But it isn’t, so….what do we do tonight?

42. Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.

– George Carlin

43. If you are going through hell, keep going.

– Winston Churchill

44. A change of latitude would help my attitude.

45. Suitcases are for princesses!

46. “The best things in life are free. The 2nd best things are super expensive!”

47. “I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.”

– Susan Sontag

48. Reality called, so I hung up.

funny short travel quotes

49. Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, “What! You Too? I thought I was the only one.”

50. Kinda classy, kinda hood.

51. I need a vacation of 6 months. Twice a year!

52. I changed my password to incorrect. So whenever I forget my password, the login tells me, the password is incorrect.

53. Whenever you feel sad, remember, that somewhere in the world there is a guy pulling a door that says push.

54. All I want in life is pancakes!

All I want in life is pancakes!

55. “Live with no excuses and travel with no regrets.”

56. “The gladdest moment in human life, me thinks, is a departure into unknown lands.”

57. “ Every day can be an adventure. ” – Hostelgeeks

58. I’m done adulting. Let’s be mermaids from now on!

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75+ Memorable Short Travel Quotes with Friends

By: Author Charles

Posted on April 20, 2023

75+ Memorable Short Travel Quotes with Friends

Travel quotes help feed the wanderlust inside all of us. Every good trip with great friends deserves a quote to go with it. Whether you are experiencing a dream vacation with your best friend, meeting new friends in far-off places, or going on a cross-country road trip with your crew, there is a quote that goes with every type of adventure.

Here is the ultimate list of short travel quotes with friends to motivate you to explore the world with the people you love!

Whether you are looking to inspire your friends to go on an off the grid adventure, choose the perfect weekend getaway, or head off on a once in a lifetime road trip, traveling with friends is an absolute must.

This list will go through 75+ of the best short travel quotes with friends to inspire you towards traveling together and exploring the world.

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Inspiring Short Travel Quotes with Friends 

Sometimes all you need is a good quote, with a little inspiration to get the ball rolling to start your adventure. Traveling with your friends can be a life-changing experience and bring you closer together with unbreakable bonds.

Not only will you inspire the world with your stories, but you will also motivate others to grow closer together in their friendships. Here are some of the best inspiring short travel quotes with friends.

“One of the great things about travel is you find out how many good, kind people there are.” – Edith Wharton

“The man who goes alone can start today, but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.” – Henry David Thoreau

“Surround yourself with people who make you hungry for life, touch your heart, and nourish your soul.” – Unknown

“Travel like Gandhi; with simple clothes, open eyes, and an uncluttered mind.” – Rick Stev

“You are never too old to set another goal, or dream another dream.” – Unknown

“You develop a sympathy for all human beings when you travel a lot.” – Shakuntala Devi

“Friendship isn’t about being inseparable, it’s about being separated and knowing nothing will change.” – Unknown

“When you get lost in a really strange place, nothing is more comforting than finding your friends whom you trust and can show you the way.” – Toba Beta

“Wherever it is you may be, it is your friends who make your world.” – Chris Branford

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Adventurous Short Travel Quotes with Friends 

Every day is an adventure with your best friend! Whether you are traveling across the country or visiting the local coffee shop, little moments add up to some of the best of life’s journeys.

As we all know, life is all about adventures, and the most memorable are those with good friends by your side. Here are some of the best short travel quotes with friends all about adventure. 

“Life is meant for good friends and great adventures.” – Unknown

“I get a friend to travel with me. I need somebody to bring me back to who I am. It’s hard to be alone.” – Leonardo Dicaprio

“Maybe it won’t work out, but maybe seeing if it does will be the best adventure.” – Anonymous

“You’d be surprised who the love of your life turns out to be. After all, adventure fell in love with the lost.” – Mary Oliver

“If you go looking for a friend, you’re going to find them very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you’ll find them everywhere.” – Zig Ziglar

“When traveling life’s journey, it’s good to have a friends hand to hold on to.” – Anonymous

“A good friend listens to your adventures. A best friend takes them with you.” – Unknown

“Sometimes, reaching out and taking someone’s hand is the beginning of a journey. At other times, it is allowing another to take yours.” – Vera Nazarian

“Good company in a journey makes the way seem shorter.” – Izaak Walton

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Funny & Heartfelt Short Travel Quotes With Friends 

There’s no doubt that traveling together with friends will bring a lot of laughs and make for a lot of great stories. Heartfelt memories will stick with you for a lifetime, and will always bring a smile to your face.

While not all travel days are fun and full of sunshine, funny travel quotes can help brighten the mood and turn any frown upside down. Here are some of the best funny short travel quotes with friends. 

“Two great talkers will not travel far together.” – Spanish Proverb

“When traveling with someone, take large doses of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.” – Helen Hayes

“I have found out there is no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.” – Mark Twain

“You and me, we are more than friends. We are like a small travel gang.” – Unknown

“Everyone needs a friend that calls and says “Get dressed, we’re going on an adventure.” – Unknown

“Life is about doing things that don’t suck with people who don’t suck.” – Unknown

“Sometimes all you need is a great friend and a tank of gas.” – Unknown

“There is a whole world out there! Pack your bags, and your best friend too.” – Unknown

“You can pack for every occasion, but a good friend will always be the best thing you could bring.” – Unknown

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Traveling With Friends Social Media Captions 

Social media allows us to document all of our great memories for the world to see, especially those wild and exciting ones. The best way to remember any great adventure with your friends is to take photos and document every step of the journey.

Remember, every group of friends photo needs the perfect caption to go with it. Here are some of the best short travel quotes with friends for the best social media captions. 

“Tan lines and jetlags fade, but memories last forever.” – Unknown

“Carpe Diem. Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.” – John Keating

”Friends that travel together stay together.” – Unknown

“Thelma & Louise; name a better duo.” – Unknown

“Good friends follow you anywhere.” – Winnie the Pooh

“Travel far enough you meet yourself.” – David Mitchell

“All you need is a great friend, a thirst for adventure.” – Unknown

“Friendship is the only cement that will hold the world together.” – Woodrow T. Wilson

“Come with me, where dreams are born and time is never planned.” – James Matthew Barrie

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Quotes on Traveling with New Friends 

Just like the old saying goes, ‘make new friends, but keep the old.’ Meeting new people is one of the most enjoyable parts of traveling. New friends that meet abroad are likely to have the same perspective and outlook on life, which can blossom into a beautiful lifelong relationship with a special bond.

Here are some of the best short quotes about making new friends while traveling. 

 “A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face.” – Maya Angelou

“One of the great things about travel is that you find out how many good, kind people there are.” – Edith Wharton

“Some souls just understand each other upon meeting.” – Unknown

“It’s the friends we meet along the way that help us appreciate the journey.” – Anonymous

“The more I traveled the more I realized that fear makes strangers of people who should be friends.” – Shirley Maclaine

“There are no strangers in this world; just friends I haven’t met yet.” – Anonymous

“The fastest way to make a friend for life is to travel with a stranger.” – Unknown

“There is an unspoken bond you make with the friends you travel with.” – Kristen Sarah

“Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.” – Anais Nin

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Short Travel Quotes With Friends & Family 

Traveling with family, especially kids, brings a completely different experience, and lifelong memories to share together. Kids aren’t likely to remember their enormous amounts of toys or favorite video games, but they are going to remember their family vacations and times spent together.

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Family members and children can be best friends wrapped all into one, and it’s always an adventure. Here are some of the best short quotes about traveling with friends and family. 

“Find someone who is a home and adventure all in one.” – Anonymous

“You are the source of my joy, the center of my world, and the whole of my heart.” – Hoang Chau

“My ideal travel companions are my family.” – Pharrel Williams

“Kids don’t remember their best days of television.” – Unknown

“Not all classrooms have 4 walls.” – Anonymous

“Give your kids adventures, not things.” – Unknown

“One day, this will be twenty years ago.” – Unknown

“Deciding not to travel with kids because they won’t remember. It is like not reading them books because they won’t remember the story.” – Anonymous

“There are friends, there is family, and then there are friends that become family.” – Unknown

“Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion.” – Leigh Hunt

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Outdoor Quotes on Traveling With Friends 

Everyone loves the great outdoors. Nature offers so many opportunities to bring people together for some fun-filled experiences and miles of journeys.

Whether you are looking to hike your way through the Swiss Mountains or snorkel through the Caribbean, spending time with friends in nature is an ideal way to make lifelong memories. Here are the best short quotes about traveling through nature with friends. 

“Friends are as companions on a journey, who ought to aid each other to persevere in the road to a happier life.” – Pythagoras

“To be treated well in places where you don’t expect to be treated well, to find things in common with people you thought previously you had very little, very little in common with, that can’t be a bad thing.” – Anthony Bourdain

“Just grab a friend a take a ride together upon the open road.” – Unknown

“No road is long with good company.” – Turkish Proverb

“We are all travelers in the wilderness of the world & the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend.” – Robert Louis Stevenson

“Life by the water is always better, especially with a few good friends in town.” – Unknown

“Happiness is hiking with friends.” – Unknown

“Friendship is the golden thread that ties the heart of all the world.” – John Evelyn

“Friendship is a sheltering tree.” – Samuel Coolridge

Quotes about Traveling with Friends

Memorable Short Travel Quotes With Friends

Friendships that are able to endure the good times, and the bad times, are some of the strongest bonds in the world. Once the trip is complete, all that’s left is memories.

So, make sure they are good ones spent with the people you love. Here are some of the most memorable short quotes about traveling with friends. 

“Be careful who you make memories with. Those things can last a lifetime.” – Ugo Eze

“It doesn’t matter where you are going, it’s who you have by your side.” – Anonymous

“A journey is best measured in friends rather than miles.” – Tim Cahill

“If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.” – African Proverb

“Sharing adventures means enjoying them 100% more” – Unknown

“Memories made together last a lifetime.” – Unknown

“People forget the years and remember the moments.” – Unknown

“Having a best friend is like having your own little corner of the world to escape to.” – Unknown

“What matters in the journey and the joy of sharing it with friends.” – Chrisostomos Kamberis

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Ready to plan your next getaway with your best pals? I hope so after reading this list of short travel quotes with friends! Show this list to your friends to motivate and ignite the spark of wanderlust to plan the best vacation together.

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Are you looking for funny, inspiring, and short travel quotes? You will get a large number of ideas if you just need to laugh or if you are looking for funny travel quotes. These quotes can inspire some wanderlust and a sense of bravery inside to make you reach for your dreams and turn them into a reality. Find more travel tips and guides here .

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  •  “I googled my symptoms. It turns out I just need a vacation.”
  •  “It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.”
  •  “I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance.”
  •  “I need a full of vitamin sea.”
  •  “Smile, laugh, and travel.”
  •  “The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.”
  •  “For me, plane tickets burn calories.”
  •  “If travel was free, Tata!”
  •  “Taste the world with your plane tickets.”
  •  “All my friends are having one or two babies, and I’m like: “What destination am I going to next?”
  •  “The study is important. But travel is more important!”
  •  “In travel mode. Do not disturb.”
  •  “Always say yes to new adventures.”
  •  “Let’s go to explore magical places.”
  •  “May the forest be with you.”
  •  “If life is a journey, the beach is my destination.”
  •  “Vacation calories don’t count. Right?”
  •  “Having to unpack my suitcase after vacation is like the ultimate emotional baggage.”
  •  “Traveling is like my husband. Calls me every time!”
  •  “I’m a travel addict on the road to recovery.”
  •  “Physically I’m here. Mentally I’m in a pool in Bali.”
  •  “I am in a complicated relationship with my luggage.”
  •  “Girls don’t wait for the prince anymore, they pack and travel the world.”
  •  “Everyone is engaged or getting married. I just wanna lose weight and travel.”
  •  “Most of my problems could be solved with a trip to….well.”
  •  “Laugh more, Travel more!”
  •  “I’ve got 100 problems. But I’m on vacation so I’m ignoring them all!”
  •  “Never underestimate the therapeutic power of traveling alone.”
  •  “Don’t look for love. Look for a good destination.”
  •  “All I need in life is to travel the world.”

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Short travel quotes

Short quotes are often memorable, punchy, and straight to the point. Here are some of the famous short quotes for social media that are sure to capture the attention of your audience.

  •  “Traveling tends to magnify all human emotions.” – Peter Hoeg
  •  “Take only memories, leave only footprints.” – Chief Seattle
  •  “Travel far enough, you meet yourself.” – David Mitchell
  •  “Travel is never a matter of money but of courage.” – Paulo Coelho
  •  “Life is short and the world is wide.” – Simon Raven
  •  “Jobs fill your pocket, Adventures fill your soul.” – Jaime Lyn Beatty
  •  “My favorite thing to do is go where I have never been.”
  •  “Keep calm and travel on.”
  •  “When in doubt, just travel.”
  •  “To travel is to live.” – Hans Christian Andersen
  •  “Adventure is worthwhile.” – Aesop
  •  “Live your life by a compass, not a clock.” – Stephen Covey
  •  “Better to see something once than hear about it a thousand times.”
  •  “Happiness is planning a road trip to somewhere new.”
  •  “Just go and see all the beauty in the world.”

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Inspirational travel quotes

  •  “Traveling is a therapy that can heal all pains.”
  •  “Traveling is the best way to learn and gain.”
  •  “The journey of thousand kilometers begins with a single step.”
  •  “Travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer.”
  •  “Collect moments, not things.”
  •  “Travel opens your heart and broadens your mind.”
  •  “Travel fills your life with stories to tell.”
  •  “The best stories are found in the way of a destination.”
  •  “Don’t let fear get in the way of the life you are meant to live.”
  •  “Go where you feel alive.”
  •  “Let’s get lost in the adventure!”
  •  “Don’t call it a dream. Call it a master plan.”
  •  “Traveling makes your soul alive.”
  •  “We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us.”
  •  “Don’t listen to what they say. Go and see.”

I hope you got lots of ideas from these travel quotes and were able to find the perfect one to go with your traveling photos.

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The 41 Funniest Travel Quotes

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Traveling can be pretty funny. You’ve got to deal with long flights, different cultures, and sometimes you even have to spend a little time on the toilet (believe me I know).

But that’s ok, because it’s almost always worth it.

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The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist. Russell Baker
I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. Mark Twain
Two great talkers will not travel far together. Spanish Proverb
Bizarre travel plans are dancing lessons from God. Kurt Vonnegut
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
Thanks to the interstate highway system, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything. Charles Kuralt
When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money. Susan Heller
The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. Rudyard Kipling
Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversations. Elizabeth Drew
People don’t take trips. . .trips take people. John Steinbeck
Our happiest moments as tourists always seem to come when we stumble upon one thing while in pursuit of something else. Lawrence Block
Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane. Jim Gaffigan
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. George Carlin
Travel becomes a strategy for accumulating photographs. Susan Sontag
Adventure, yeah. I guess that’s what you call it when everybody comes back alive. Mercedes Lackey
If you are going through hell, keep going. Winston Churchill
There’s only four ways to get unraveled; One is to sleep and the other is travel. Jim Morrison
A good holiday is one that is spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours. J.B. Priestley
Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror. Al Boliska
[Airline food] is the tiniest food I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Any kind of meat that you get — chicken, steak, anything — has grill marks on each side, like somehow we’ll actually believe there’s an open-flame grill in the front of the plane. Ellen de Generes
You can find your way across this country using burger joints the way a navigator uses stars. Charles Kuralt
Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo. Al Gore
Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything. Steve Martin
Travel is only glamorous in retrospect. Paul Theroux
People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. Dagobert D. Runes
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? George Carlin
You define a good flight by negatives: you didn’t get hijacked, you didn’t crash, you didn’t throw up, you weren’t late, you weren’t nauseated by the food. So you are grateful. Paul Theroux
Travel’ is the name of a modern disease which became rampant in the mid-fifties and is still spreading. The disease – its scientific name is travelitis furiosus – is carried by a germ called prosperity. George Mikes
When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. Clifton Fadiman
Travelling is like flirting with life. It’s like saying, ‘I would stay and love you, but I have to go; this is my station. Lisa St. Aubin de Teran
Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and celebrate the journey. Fitzhugh Mullan
A tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car. Emile Ganest
When you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to dissemble a bomb? They take it and they’re like, ‘What do I do … I don’t really … ha-huh …’ Yeah, it’s the button on the top right where it always is since the beginning of #*@! time! Dane Cook
There is nothing safer than flying – it’s crashing that is dangerous. Theo Cowan
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. Truman Capote
It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, ‘As pretty as an airport. Douglas Adams
If you’ve seen one redwood tree, you’ve seen them all. Ronald Reagan
You want to know what it’s like to be on a plane for 22 hours? Sit in a chair, squeeze your head as hard as you can, don’t stop, then take a paper bag and put it over your mouth and nose and breath your own air over and over and over. Lewis Black
My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible words then before I know it I’m thrust into the back of my seat by acceleration that seems way too fast and the rest of the trip is an endless nightmare of turbulence, of near misses. And then the cabbie drops me off at the airport. Dennis Miller
Don’t worry about the world ending today, it’s already tomorrow in Australia. Charles M. Schulz

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80+ Travel Quotes to Inspire Your Next Adventure

Written by  Shutterfly Community Last Updated: Jun 29, 2023

Between vacations, many daydream about what adventures the next trip holds. You can spend your days switching back and forth from looking at your favorite travel photos to trying to go about your day to day life. But a few friendly reminders that the next adventure is closer than you think can help you put your wanderlust to rest. And one of the best distractions comes with this list of travel quotes. Pick your favorite from the collection below and use it to inspire your next trip!

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Once you find your top picks from the quotes listed below, make sure to put them to use. Consider creating something special that will help you keep your favorite travel memories alive with the project ideas below:

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These travel quotes are as hilarious as they are true. Pick your favorite to send to a friend or to use in your next Instagram caption.

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  • “I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.” – Susan Sontag
  • “Work, Travel, Save, Repeat.” – Unknown
  • “When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money.” – Susan Heller
  • “Can we just skip to the part of my life where I travel the world?” – Unknown
  • “Vacation calories don’t count. Right?” – Unknown
  • “I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel magazine.” – Unknown
  • “I need six months of vacation, twice a year.” – Unknown
  • “The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.” – Russell Baker
  • “I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.” – Bob Hope
  • “Travel becomes a strategy for accumulating photographs.” – Susan Sontag

These inspirational travel quotes will remind you of the transformational experience traveling can be. They also look great on a travel mug .

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  • “Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore.” – Andre Gide
  • “Remember that happiness is a way of travel – not a destination.” – Roy M. Goodman
  • The most beautiful in the world is, of course, the world itself.” – Wallace Stevens
  • “Traveling – it leaves you speechless, then turns you into a storyteller.” – Ibn Battuta
  • “We live in a wonderful world that is full of beauty, charm and adventure. There is no end to the adventures we can have if only we seek them with our eyes open.” – Jawaharial Nehru
  • “Perhaps travel cannot prevent bigotry, but by demonstrating that all peoples cry, laugh, eat, worry, and die, it can introduce the idea that if we try and understand each other, we may even become friends.” – Maya Angelou
  • “A person susceptible to ‘wanderlust’ is not so much addicted to movement as committed to transformation.”  – Pico Iyer
  • “We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls.” – Anais Nin
  • “I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel’s sake. The great affair is to move.” – Robert Louis Stevenson

They’re short, they’re sweet, and they’re oh-so-true. These short travel quotes will have you wanting to be back on a beach in no time.

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  • “Jobs fill your pocket, but adventures fill your soul.” – Jamie Lyn Beatty
  • “To Travel is to Live.” – Hans Christian Andersen
  • “Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all.” – Helen Keller
  • “Blessed are the curious for they shall have adventures.” – Lovelle Drachman
  • “Take only memories, leave only footprints.” – Chief Seattle
  • “Live your life by a compass not a clock.” – Stephen Covey
  • “Not all those who wander are lost.” – J.R.R. Tolkien
  • “Oh the places you’ll go.” – Dr. Seuss
  • “Adventure is worthwhile.” – Aesop
  • “Life is short and the world is wide.” – Unknown
  • “A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.” – Lao Tzu

These famous minds knew exactly how addicting travel can be, and we want to share their insights with you.

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  • “It is not down in any map; true places never are.” – Herman Melville
  • “I’m in love with cities I’ve never been to and people I’ve never met.” – John Green
  • “The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page.” – Augustine of Hippo
  • “Live life with no excuses, travel with no regret.” – Oscar Wilde
  • “Once a year, go someplace you’ve never been before.” – Dalai Lama
  • “People don’t take trips, trips take people.” – John Steinbeck
  • “A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving.” – Lao Tzu
  • “The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • “It’s not what you look at that matters. It’s what you see.” – Henry David Thoreau
  • “Two roads diverged in a wood and I – I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.” – Robert Frost

Mark Twain Travel Quotes

  • “Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.” – Mark Twain
  • “Travel is  fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts.” – Mark Twain
  • “I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.” – Mark Twain
  • “It liberates the vandal to travel — you never saw a bigoted, opinionated, stubborn, narrow-minded, self-conceited, almighty mean man in your life but he had stuck in one place since he was born and thought God made the world and dyspepsia and bile for his especial comfort and satisfaction.” – Mark Twain

Anthony Bourdain Travel Quotes

  • “Travel isn’t always pretty. It isn’t always comfortable. Sometimes it hurts, it even breaks your heart. But that’s okay. The journey changes you; it should change you. It leaves marks on your memory, on your consciousness, on your heart, and on your body. You take something with you. Hopefully, you leave something good behind.” – Anthony Bourdain
  • “If you’re twenty-two, physically fit, hungry to learn and be better, I urge you to travel – as far and as widely as possible. Sleep on floors if you have to. Find out how other people live and eat and cook. Learn from them – wherever you go.” – Anthony Bourdain
  • “It seems that the more places I see and experience, the bigger I realize the world to be. The more I become aware of, the more I realize how relatively little I know of it, how many places I have still to go, how much more there is to learn.” – Anthony Bourdain
  • “Travel is about the gorgeous feeling of teetering in the unknown.” – Anthony Bourdain

Do you love solo travel? If so, these adventure quotes were made just for you. And don’t be afraid to share them with other fellow travelers who don’t mind the occasional solo adventure.

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  • “A ship in a harbor is safe, but it not what ships are built for.” – John A. Shedd
  • “Travel makes one modest. You see what a tiny place you occupy in the world.” – Gustav Flaubert
  • “Travel far enough, you meet yourself.” – David Mitchell
  • “Adventure is a path. Real adventure, self-determined, self-motivated, often risky, forces you to have firsthand encounters with the world.” – Mark Jenkins
  • “Traveling is a brutality. It forces you to trust strangers and to lose sight of all that familiar comfort of home and friends. You are constantly off balance. Nothing is yours except the essential things: air, sleep, dreams, sea, the sky – all things tending towards the eternal or what we imagine of it.” – Cesare Pavese
  • “To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.” – Freya Stark
  • “Travel only with thy equals or thy betters; if there are none, travel alone.” – The Dhammapada

Whether it’s with your Dad, your sister, your friend, or your significant other– these travel together quotes are sure to remind you of all the wonderful memories you shared together.

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Couple Travel Quotes

  • “I would like to travel the world with you twice. Once to see the world. Twice, to see the way you see the world.” – Anonymous
  • “It doesn’t matter where you are going. It matters who is beside you.” – Anonymous
  • “Will you give me yourself? Will you come travel with me? Shall we stick by each other as long as we live?” – Walt Whitman
  • “What we find in a soul mate is not something to tame, but something wild to run with.” – Robert Brault
  • “Go the distance, couples who travel together are more likely to stay together and feel more connected.” – Anonymous
  • “Here’s to all the places we went. And here’s to all the places we ‘ll go. And here’s to me, whispering again and again and again and again: I love you.” – Anonymous

Family Travel Quotes

  • “When traveling with someone, take large doses of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.” – Helen Hayes
  • “As soon as I saw you, I knew an adventure was about to happen.” – A. A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  • “Actually, the best gift you could have given her was a lifetime of adventures” – Lewis Carroll
  • “It’s a magical world, Hobbes, ol’ buddy… Let’s go exploring!” – Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes
  • “The greatest legacy we can leave our children is happy memories” – Og Mandino

Travel With Friends Quotes

  • “A journey is best measured in friends rather than miles.” – Tim Cahill
  • “Good company in a journey makes the way seem shorter.” – Izaak Walton
  • “The more I traveled the more I realized that fear makes strangers of people who should be friends.” – Shirley MacLaine
  • “I get a friend to travel with me… I need somebody to bring me back to who I am. It’s hard to be alone.” – Leonardo DiCaprio
  • “Sharing adventures means enjoying them 100% more.” – Anonymous
  • “Friends that travel together, stay together.” – Anonymous

If you want to document your travel experiences on social media, we have the Instagram captions for you. Use these short and fun travel captions for Instagram to share how you spent your vacation.

  • An adventure a day keeps the doctor away.
  • Left my heart in [insert city here].
  • Travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer.
  • I have not been everywhere yet, but it’s on my list.
  • The tan will fade, but the memories will last forever.
  • “Jet lag is for amateurs.” – Dick Clark
  • I follow my heart … and it usually leads me to the airport.
  • Life is not meant to be lived in one place.
  • Always say yes to new adventures.
  • BBN: Be back never.
  • Always take the scenic route.
  • Eating my way through [or insert city or country here]
  • “One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.” – Henry Miller

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Last Updated: January 24, 2024

120 Best Short Travel Quotes That Pack an Inspirational Punch

Trying to describe your travels in a snappy fashion? Looking for little snippets of travel inspiration? Check out this list of 120 short travel quotes!

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I hope you find value in this list of short travel quotes!

I hope you find value in this list of short travel quotes!

The best travel quotes often come in pint-sized packages!

That’s why I decided to compile this list of short travel quotes .

Meaningful, memorable, and insightful, they tick all the right boxes – regardless of what you need them for.

Without further ado, let’s dive into these 120 awesome short travel quotes for Instagram, inspiration, and beyond!

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Here we go, then: 105 short travelling quotes to inspire and uplift you on your trip!

Here we go, then: 105 short travelling quotes to inspire and uplift you on your trip!

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Best Short Travel Quotes

1. “I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.” – Susan Sontag

2. “We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls.”- Anaïs Nin

3. “Adventure is worthwhile in itself.” – Amelia Earhart

4. “Oh, the places you’ll go.” – Dr. Seuss

5. “Don’t listen to what they say, go see” – Chinese proverb

6. “All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveller is unaware.” – Martin Buber

7. “Once the travel bug bites, there is no known antidote.” – Michael Palin

8. “Not all those who wander are lost.” – J.R.R. Tolkien

9. “Travel makes a wise man better but a fool worse.” – Thomas Fuller

10. “If you come to a fork in the road, take it.” – Yogi Berra

“Little by little, one travels far.”

12. “I am not the same, having seen the moon shine on the other side of the world.” – Mary Anne Radmacher

13. “You don’t have to be rich to travel well.” – Eugene Fodor

14. “Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all.” – Helen Keller

15. “I love to travel, but hate to arrive.” – Albert Einstein.

16. “It feels good to be lost in the right direction.” – Anonymous

17. “Travel only with thy equals or thy betters; if there are none, travel alone.” – The Dhammapada

18. “All travel has its advantages.” – Samuel Johnson

19. “Take only memories, leave only footprints.” – Chief Seattle

20. “The journey not the arrival matters.” – T.S. Eliot

Here are some suprt short quotes travel lovers are sure to appreciate!

Here are some suprt short quotes travel lovers are sure to appreciate!

Super Short Travelling Quotes Travel

21. “Collect moments, not things.” – Aarti Khurana

22. “Live your life by a compass, not a clock.” – Stephen Covey

23. “To travel is to live.” – Hans Christian Andersen

24. “Life is short and the world is wide.” – Simon Raven

“Embrace the detours.”

26. “Jet lag is for amateurs.” – Dick Clark

27. “Don’t call it a dream…call it a plan.” – Anonymous

28. “Experience, travel – these are as education in themselves.” – Euripides

29. “Travel far enough, you meet yourself.” – David Mitchell

30. “We travel to be lost.” – Ray Bradbury

Short travel quotes are often emotive in nature! Here are 10 that fit this particular description…

Short travel quotes are often emotive in nature! Here are 10 that fit this particular description…

Emotive Short Quotes Travel

31. “There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.” – Beverly Sills

32. “To the movers, the makers, and the shakers, the world is all around, an endless invitation.” – Anonymous

33. “And I think to myself, what a wonderful world.” – Louis Armstrong

34. “A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving.” – Lao Tzu

“Nothing lasts forever, except the day before you start your vacation.”

36. “A traveller without observation is a bird without wings.” – Moslih Eddin Saadi

37. “Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind.” – Seneca

38. “A ship in a harbour is safe, but that’s not what ships are built for.” – John Shedd

39. “This wasn’t a strange place; it was a new one.” – Paulo Coelho

40. “Wherever you go becomes a part of you somehow.” – Anita Desai

Travel quotes short don’t get much better (or more famous) than this one from John Steinbeck.

Travel quotes short don’t get much better (or more famous) than this one from John Steinbeck.

Famous Travel Quotes Short

41. “People don’t take trips, trips take people.” – John Steinbeck

42. “If we were meant to stay in one place, we’d have roots instead of feet.” – Rachel Wolchin

43. “Travel is glamorous only in retrospect.” – Paul Theroux

44. “If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine, it’s lethal.” – Paul Coelho

“The goal is to die with memories not dreams.”

46. “Two roads diverged in a wood and I – I took the one less travelled.” – Robert Frost

47. “Travel doesn’t become adventure until you leave yourself behind.” – Marty Rubin

48. “Tourists don’t know where they’ve been, travellers don’t know where they’re going.” – Paul Theroux

49. “I am not born for one corner; the whole world is my native land.” – Seneca

50. “Live with no excuses and travel with no regrets.” – Oscar Wilde

I love this quote from Robert Stevenson! It’s the perfect example of how powerful short travel sayings can be.

I love this quote from Robert Stevenson! It’s the perfect example of how powerful short travel sayings can be.

Light-Hearted Travelling Quotes Short

51. “I travel for travel’s sake. The great affair is to move.” – Robert Louis Stevenson

52. “It is better to travel well than to arrive.” – Buddha

53. “Those who follow the crowd usually get lost in it.” – Rick Watson

54. “Travel is never a matter of money but of courage.” – Paolo Coelho

55. “He who would travel happily must travel light.” – Antoine de St. Exupery

“Paris is always a good idea.”

57. “All you need to know is that it’s possible.” – Wolf, an Appalachian Trail Hiker

58. “She wasn’t where she had been. She wasn’t where she was going, but she was on her way.” – Jodi Hills

59. “Take every chance you get in life, because some things only happen once.” – Karen Gibbs

60. “So shut up, live, travel, adventure, bless and don’t be sorry.” – Jack Kerouac

Most short quotes about travel are memorable! Nevertheless, here are 10 that you’ll struggle to forget in a hurry…

Most short quotes about travel are memorable! Nevertheless, here are 10 that you’ll struggle to forget in a hurry…

Memorable Short Quotes About Travel

61. “I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.” – Carl Sandburg

62. “Good company in a journey makes the way seem shorter.” – Izaak Walton

63. “To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people just exist.” – Oscar Wilde

64. “The gladdest moment in human life, me thinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”

66. “Dare to live the life you’ve always wanted.” – Anonymous

67. “A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles.” – Tim Cahill

68. “I travel not to cross countries off a list, but to ignite passionate affairs with destinations.” – Nyssa P. Chopra

69. “To live will be an awfully big adventure!” – Peter Pan

70. “To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries.” – Aldous Huxley

It’s impossible to see a picture of Machu Picchu and not be struck with wanderlust! These insightful short quotes about wanderlust should do the same.

It’s impossible to see a picture of Machu Picchu and not be struck with wanderlust! These insightful short quotes about wanderlust should do the same.

Insightful Short Quotes About Wanderlust

71. “Don’t count the days. Make the days count.” – Muhammad Ali

72. “The best stories are found between the pages of a passport.” – Anonymous

73. “The best dreams happen when you’re awake.” Cherie Gilderbloom

74. “Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

75. “We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us.” – Anonymous

“A year from now, you will wish you had started today.”

77. “Wherever you go, go with all your heart!” – Confucius

78. “To travel is to take a journey into yourself.” – Danny Kaye

79. “The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes.” – Marcel Proust

80. “Travel, in the younger sort, is a part of education; in the elder, a part of experience.” – Francis Bacon

Check out these short yet enlightening quotations about travelling!

Check out these short yet enlightening quotations about travelling!

Eye-Opening Short Quotations on Travelling

81. “We wander for distraction, but we travel for fulfilment.” – Hilaire Belloc

82. “Don’t tell me how educated you are, tell me how much you’ve travelled.” – Mohammed

83. “Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.” – Neale Donald Walsch

84. “Remember that happiness is a way of travel – not a destination.” – Roy Goodman

“Travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer.”

86. “Travel makes one modest. You see what a tiny place you occupy in the world.” – Gustav Flaubert

87. “The world, the way it is, not the way you imagine it.” – Mark Jenkins

88. “Once you have travelled, the voyage never ends.” – Pat Conroy

89. “Hope is the only thing stronger than fear.” – Suzanne Collins

90. “I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.” – George Bernard Shaw

Last but not least, here’s a set of stimulating getaway quotes to finish the list.

Last but not least, here’s a set of stimulating getaway quotes to finish the list.

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Stimulating Short Getaway Quotes

91. “Everywhere I went, the world was on my side.” – Roman Payne

92. “Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”― Mark Twain

93. “So much of who we are is where we have been.” – William Langewiesche

94. “With age, comes wisdom. With travel, comes understanding.” – Sandra Lake

95. “Traveling – it leaves you speechless, then turns you into a storyteller.” – Ibn Battuta

96. “Blessed are the curious for they will have adventures.” – Lovelle Drachman

97. “Not until we are lost do we begin to understand ourselves.” – Henry David Thoreau

“Traveling is not something you’re good at. It’s something you do, like breathing.”

99. “Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness.” – Mark Twain

100. “Once a year, go someplace you’ve never been before.” – Dalai Lama

101. “A great way to learn about your country is to leave it.” – Henry Rollins

102. “One’s destination is never a place, but a new way of seeing things.” – Henry Miller

103. “The road is long, and in the end, the journey is the destination.” – Whitey Durham, One Tree Hill

104. “Jobs fill your pocket but adventures fill your soul.” – Jamie Lyn Beatty

105. “It is good to have an end to journey towards; but it is the journey that matters, in the end.” – Ernest Hemingway

15 Short Travel Quotes to Finish

106. “Traveling tends to magnify all human emotions.” – Peter Hoeg

107. “It is not down in any map; true places never are.” – Herman Melville

108. “Investment in travel is an investment in yourself.” – Matthew Karsten

109. “The journey is my home.” – Muriel Rukeyser

110.“To travel is worth any cost or sacrifice.” – Elizabeth Gilbert

111. “Travel teaches toleration.” – Benjamin Disraeli

112. “A hangover suggests a great night, jet lag suggests a great adventure.” — J.D. Andrews

“Surely, of all the wonders of the world, the horizon is the greatest.”

114. “Life offers you a thousand chances… all you have to do is take one.” — Frances Mayes, Under the Tuscan Sun

115. “Freedom. Only those deprived of it know what it really is.” — Timothy Cavendish, Cloud Atlas

116. “The world is big and I want to get a good look at it before it gets dark.” — John Muir

117. “The more I traveled the more I realized that fear makes strangers of people who should be friends.” — Shirley MacLaine

118. “The most beautiful thing in the world is, of course, the world itself” — Wallace Stevens

119. “Once a year, go someplace you’ve never been before.” — Dalai Lama

120. “Adventure is a path.” — Mark Jenkins

Remember These Short Travelling Quotes

I love short travel quotes. They’re a prime example of how little things can make a big difference!

A few short words can transform your mood, instil newfound inspiration, and firm up your resolve in trying times. As it happens, short travelling quotes also make amazing Instagram captions…

In either case, whether you’ve been searching for the former or the latter, I hope the travel quotes short in this article have helped! Keep a few in mind, commit them to memory, and call upon them whenever (and for whatever) you need them.

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250+ Funny Backpacking Quotes and Captions for Instagram

Here’s the scoop on funny backpacking quotes and funny hiking captions to entertain your followers.

If you’re craving some adventure and want to have a great time, go on a camping or backpacking trip to create epic memories.

From the highs of summit victories to the lows of questionable campfire cooking and backcountry rivers, every step of the journey promises new experiences and stories to share.

Are you looking for the right Instagram captions to capture those breathtaking sunset snaps and hilarious trail mishaps with the most amazing views? 

You’re in the right place!

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Strap on those special shoes and brace yourself for an adventure that’s as unpredictable as the weather at the top of a mountain! Get ready to laugh in the face of rain, hail, or even a surprise snowstorm because nothing can dampen the spirit of a true backpacker.

From slipping on rocks to dancing in puddles, every misstep becomes a hilarious tale to tell. So, lace up and gear up to conquer mountains and memories with a smile on your face paired with a funny quote .

  • “I don’t always hike, but when I do, it’s only to find the perfect spot for a nap.”
  • “Backpacking: where the trail mix is as diverse as the wildlife and just as unpredictable.”
  • “Life’s too short to not take the scenic route… even if it means getting lost half the time.”
  • “I’m not lost, I’m just taking the scenic route… through three different countries.”
  • “My backpacking motto: ‘Hike now, pizza later.'”
  • You know you’re a backpacker when your best friend is your portable stove.
  • “They say the journey is the destination. Clearly, they’ve never hiked with blisters.”
  • “Who needs a gym membership when you can carry your entire life on your back?”
  • “My idea of roughing it? No Wi-Fi signal on top of a mountain.”
  • If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, I’m probably too busy trying to pitch my tent.
  • “Hiking: the art of walking uphill while simultaneously complaining about walking uphill.”
  • Why run away from your problems when you can hike away from them instead?
  • Backpacking: where your survival skills are directly proportional to your ability to pack snacks.”
  • “Life’s too short to wear matching socks… especially when one always ends up soggy.”
  • The only thing I enjoy more than hiking is telling people about the time I went hiking.
  • “You know you’re a backpacker when your map has more wrinkles than your grandmother.”
  • “Rain or shine, I’ll be out there… probably slipping on a muddy trail.”
  • “I’m not clumsy, I’m just testing the durability of my gear.”
  • “I like my trails like I like my coffee: full of surprises and preferably leading to a cozy campsite.”
  • “Why walk when you can stumble through nature and call it ‘adventure’?”
  • “There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing.” – Sir Rannulph Fiennes
  • “Mountains have a way of dealing with overconfidence.” – Hermann Buhl
  • “Bring a compass. It’s awkward when you have to eat your friends.”
  • “I just wanna kick it in the woods with my birches.”
  • “Trails are like that: you’re floating along in a Shakespearean Arden paradise and expect to see nymphs and flute boys, then suddenly you’re struggling in a hot broiling sun of hell in dust and nettles and poison oak…just like life.” – Sonja Yoerg
  • “Backpacking: where the only thing heavier than your pack is your friend’s sense of direction.”
  • “Backpacking is just paying to be homeless for a while, but with better gear.”
  • “Backpacking tip: Always bring a map. Not for navigation, but to crumple up and throw dramatically when you inevitably get lost.”
  • “Why run away from your problems when you can hike away from them?”
  • “Backpacking: the art of convincing yourself that blisters are just temporary battle scars.”
  • “Backpacking is like life: it’s not about the destination, it’s about the snacks you eat along the way.”
  • “The only time a hill is funny is when you’re talking about it in past tense.”
  • Backpacking is nature’s way of teaching us that comfort zones are overrated.
  • In the game of backpacking, you either pack light or you pack a sense of humor to carry the weight.”
  • “Backpacking is the ultimate test of friendship: surviving the trip without wanting to leave your friend behind.”
  • “Life’s too short to not take the scenic route… even if it means getting lost for three hours.”
  • “Backpacking: where the trail mix is as varied as the people you meet along the way.”
  • My favorite backpacking exercise is trying to fit everything I need into a tiny bag without crying.
  • “If you can’t laugh at yourself while backpacking, you’re not carrying enough weight.”
  • “Backpacking is just a fancy way of saying you’re getting lost with purpose.”
  • “Backpacking: where ‘roughing it’ becomes a euphemism for ‘where’s the nearest Starbucks?'”
  • “Backpacking rule #1: Embrace the smell. Yours, your friend’s, and the socks you forgot to wash.”
  • Backpacking is like a Choose Your Own Adventure book , except all the choices lead to mosquito bites.
  • You know you’re a backpacker when your idea of a luxury hotel is one with heated bathroom floors.
  • “The best view comes after the hardest climb… unless you forget to charge your camera.”
  • “Backpacking: where duct tape is the universal solution for everything, including broken friendships and leaky tents.”
  • You haven’t truly backpacked until you’ve mistaken a bear for your snoring friend in the middle of the night.
  • Backpacking is like a relationship: it’s all fun and games until someone forgets the toilet paper.
  • “The only time I’ve ever felt truly at peace is when I finally found a flat spot to pitch my tent… on the side of a mountain.”
  • Backpacking: the only time you’ll willingly eat dehydrated food and pretend it tastes gourmet.

If your Instagram posts need a dose of laughter and wanderlust, look no further than these quotes. From hilarious mishaps to funny observations about the joys of walking endless distances, these funny hiking quotes are your perfect companion.

Because let’s face it, the only thing better than reaching the best views is sharing a good laugh along the way. So, grab your camera, hit the trail, and let’s turn those walking adventures into Instagram-worthy masterpieces!

  • “Why hike for hours when you can just take a panoramic photo and call it a day?”
  • “My hiking style: More ‘trail mix’ than ‘trailblazer’.”
  • “Hiking: Nature’s way of reminding you that your GPS is not always right.”
  • The only thing getting a workout on this hike is my ability to dodge spider webs.”
  • “Hiking: where ‘Are we there yet?’ becomes a mantra.”
  • “I don’t always hike, but when I do, I prefer it to be mostly downhill.”
  • I hike because I enjoy the sound of my heavy breathing in nature.”
  • “My hiking philosophy: It’s not the destination, it’s the snacks along the way.”
  • “Why sprint through life when you can stumble through the woods?”
  • “I’m not lost, I’m just ‘relocating’ the trail.”
  • “Hiking: the only time getting lost is the best part of the journey.”
  • My hiking boots have seen more miles than my car.”
  • “Why take the easy trail when you can take the one with the most interesting stories?”
  • “You know you’re hiking with the right group when the trail mix disappears faster than the scenery.”
  • “I hike because I enjoy the challenge of pretending not to be out of breath.”
  • “The only thing wilder than the trail is my imagination when I hear rustling in the bushes.”
  • Why run marathons when you can hike and still have time for a picnic?
  • “Hiking: where ‘peak performance’ means reaching the summit without tripping.”
  • “Trail mix: the only thing keeping me from becoming a bear’s snack on this hike.”
  • “Who needs a stair stepper when you have steep trails and a heavy backpack?”
  • “Never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost, and you see a path. By all means, you should follow that.” — Ellen DeGeneres
  • “I don’t get it. The trail looked so flat on the map.” (Hiking the 10-day Tour du Mont Blanc)
  • “You are as helpful as a blister on a hike.”
  • “If there’s one thing I’ve learned from hiking, it’s that the early bird gets the face full of spider webs.”
  • “Hiking is the only slightly less ugly stepsister of running.” – Lindy Hughes
  • “Always hike with someone in worse shape than you. The bears out there will know.” (Hiking on one of the best larch hikes in the Canadian Rockies)
  • “As I was hiking down the mountain with my pack , I turned and I knelt on the trail and said, ‘Thank you, shack.’ Then I added ‘Blah’ with a little grin, because I knew that shack and that mountain would know what that meant. I turned and went on down the trail back to this world.” – Jack Kerouac
  • “Hiking is just walking where it’s okay to pee.” -Demetri Martin
  • “People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world.”
  • “I take all day to climb mountains and then spend about 10 minutes at the top admiring the view.” – Sebastian Thrun
  • “Hiking: where ‘just one more mile’ turns into a three-hour detour.”
  • The best part about hiking is coming home and realizing you burned enough calories to justify eating a whole pizza.
  • “Hiking is just walking with a more enthusiastic soundtrack.
  • “If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, it’s probably because they’re too busy checking their GPS for signal.”
  • “Hiking tip: Always bring a friend who runs slower than you. It’s like natural bear repellent.”
  • “The only thing more exhausting than hiking uphill is pretending to enjoy it.”
  • “Hiking: where your legs get a workout and your phone gets to take a nap.”
  • “A hike a day keeps the doctor away… mainly because you’re too tired to schedule an appointment.”
  • “Hiking is just nature’s way of making you regret all those times you skipped leg day at the gym.”
  • “Hiking: the only time it’s acceptable to talk to strangers in the woods without being labeled as creepy.”
  • “The best view comes after the hardest climb… unless you forget your glasses.”
  • “Hiking rule #1: Never trust a squirrel. They’re just rats with better PR.”
  • I don’t always hike, but when I do, I make sure it’s to the nearest ice cream shop.
  • “Hiking is like a romantic comedy: it’s all fun and games until someone gets blisters.”
  • “If you listen closely on a hike, you can hear nature whispering, ‘Are we there yet?'”
  • “Hiking is the art of convincing yourself that sweating profusely is a form of meditation.”
  • Hiking: where ‘taking the road less traveled ‘ often means getting lost and finding yourself arguing with a map.
  • “The only thing more unpredictable than the weather on a hike is your friend who insists they’re an expert navigator.”
  • Hiking is nature’s way of reminding you that your body isn’t as young as your mind thinks it is.
  • I hiked to the top of the mountain and all I got was this lousy selfie… and a renewed appreciation for elevators.”

Ready to conquer the toughest climbs, one step at a time? If you’ve ever found yourself battling a bad mood while hiking uneven surfaces, you’re not alone. But fear not, for even the steepest paths lead to breathtaking mountain tops.

Explore these inspirational quotes that are made to uplift your spirits and fuel your determination through every rocky patch. Because it’s not about the uphill struggle or the high water—it’s about the triumph waiting at the summit.

  • “Strength doesn’t come from smooth paths, but from the courage to navigate the roughest terrain.”
  • “When the climb feels impossible, remember: the view from the top is worth every struggle.”
  • “In the midst of your hardest climb, you discover the greatest depths of your resilience.”
  • “Every step up the mountain is a testament to your determination to rise above any obstacle.
  • “The most challenging climbs often lead to the most spectacular views.”
  • “On the hardest climbs, you find not only your limits but also the limitless strength within you.”
  • “In the face of adversity, your persistence becomes your greatest ally.”
  • “The path to greatness is rarely smooth; it’s the rocky terrain that shapes our character.”
  • When the journey seems endless, remind yourself that every step forward is progress.
  • “The hardest climbs unveil the true measure of your courage and determination.”
  • “Embrace the struggle, for it is the forge in which your resilience is tempered.”
  • “Even the most daunting mountains bow before the unwavering spirit of the determined.”
  • “Every obstacle you overcome on the climb strengthens your resolve to reach greater heights.”
  • “The summit awaits those who refuse to be defeated by the challenges of the climb.”
  • “When the path is steep and the way unclear, let your determination light the way.”
  • “In the face of adversity, dare to believe in the possibility of your own ascent.”
  • “The hardest climbs teach us that our greatest strengths often lie in our perseverance.”
  • “Adversity is the fuel that ignites the fire of resilience within us.”
  • “Let every stumble on the climb remind you of the strength in your stride.”
  • “When the journey feels overwhelming, remember: you were born to conquer mountains, not to be conquered by them.”
  • “The core of man’s spirit comes from new experiences.” – Jon Krakauer
  • “I like being near the top of a mountain. One can’t get lost here.” – Wislawa Szymborska
  • “When life gives you mountains, put those boots on and get hiking.”
  • “You’re off to great places. Today is your day. Your mountain is waiting. So get on your way.” – Dr. Seuss
  • “Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature’s peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop away from you like the leaves of Autumn.” – John Muir
  • “These woods are lovely, dark and deep, But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep, And miles to go before I sleep.” – Robert Frost
  • “The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.” – Lao Tzu
  • The walking is good to time the movement of the tongue by, and to keep the blood and the brain stirred up and active; the scenery and the woodsy smells are good to bear in upon a man an unconscious and unobtrusive charm and solace to eye and soul and sense; but the supreme pleasure comes from the talk.” – Mark Twain
  • “Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit.” – Edward Abbey
  • “Let’s not mince words: Everest doesn’t attract a whole lot of well-balanced folks. The self-selection process tends to weed out the cautious and the sensible in favor of those who are single-minded and incredibly driven.” – Jon Krakauer
  • “Over the mountains and through the woods, down the river and up the valley, over the boulders and through the stream to nobody’s house I go.”
  • “Somewhere between the bottom of the climb and the summit is the answer to the mystery why we climb.” – Greg Child
  • “Every mountain top is within reach if you just keep climbing.” – Barry Finlay
  • “The best way out is always through.” – Robert Frost
  • “The hardest climbs often lead to the most breathtaking views. Keep going.”
  • “In the face of challenge, resilience is born. Embrace the climb.”
  • “Every step upward is a victory over doubt and fear. Keep ascending.”
  • “The summit may seem distant, but with every step, it draws nearer. Persevere.”
  • “Strength is forged in the fires of adversity. Let the climb refine you.”
  • “A mountain is conquered one step at a time. Stay focused, keep moving.”
  • “The path to greatness is never easy, but it is always worth it. Keep climbing.”
  • “The most difficult climbs yield the sweetest triumphs. Press on.”
  • “Every obstacle is an opportunity to prove your strength. Rise to the challenge.”
  • “The journey may be tough, but the destination is worth every struggle. Keep striving.”
  • “When the climb feels insurmountable, remember why you started. Let purpose fuel your ascent.”
  • On the steepest paths, find solace in your inner strength . You are capable of reaching new heights.”
  • “Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations. Embrace the challenge of the climb.”
  • “The summit awaits those who dare to push beyond their limits. Keep reaching.”
  • “With each step, you rewrite the story of what is possible. Keep climbing, and rewrite it well.”
  • “Every peak reached is a testament to your courage and determination. Keep climbing, for the summit awaits your triumphant arrival.”

Embarking on a long-distance hike? Get ready to document your journey.

Whether you’re conquering a new mountain or simply enjoying the best things that nature has to offer, your social media feed deserves to showcase some entertaining and funny moments along the trail.

Explore these funny captions for the long-distance hiker. Every blister, wrong turn, and wildlife encounter is just another hilarious chapter in your epic adventure.

  • “Just hiked 20 miles and all I got was this lousy blister.”
  • “Taking ‘long-distance relationship’ to a whole new level… with my hiking boots.”
  • “Why walk when you can waddle? #TrailStruggles”
  • “My idea of ‘peak performance’ involves reaching the summit without tripping over my own feet.”
  • “Just climbed a mountain and all I got was this fantastic view…”
  • “I don’t always hike long distances, but when I do, it’s because I got lost. Again.”
  • “Embracing the wilderness and the fact that my GPS has no idea where I am.”
  • “Hiking: where the only thing higher than the altitude is my level of sarcasm.”
  • “Got 99 problems, but a trail ain’t one… okay, maybe it’s like, problem number 73.”
  • “Step aside, Olympians, there’s a new champion of long-distance hiking in town.”
  • “I’m not lost, I’m just ‘exploring alternative routes’… or so I tell myself.”
  • If you see me running down the trail , it’s probably because I heard there’s free Wi-Fi at the summit.
  • “Hiking tip: Never trust a trail that promises ‘just a few more miles’.”
  • “Just when you think you’ve reached the end of the trail, reality laughs and says, ‘Not even close.'”
  • “Who needs a gym membership when you can carry your entire life on your back for miles?”
  • “Hiking: where every rock becomes a potential tripping hazard and every twig, a snake.”
  • “I hike because I enjoy the challenge of pretending not to be out of breath in front of squirrels.”
  • Got my hiking boots laced up and my snacks packed.. . let the ‘hunger games’ begin!”
  • “Forget the yellow brick road, I’m following the muddy trail to adventure!”
  • “Hiking side effects include sweating, euphoria, and general awesomeness.”
  • “Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking; you have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits.” – Cindy Ross
  • “The long-distance hiker, a breed set apart , From the likes of the usual pack. He’ll shoulder his gear, be hittin’ the trail; long gone, long ‘fore he’ll be back.” – M.J. Eberhart
  • “Just a human-shaped trail mix dispenser.”
  • Walking long distances because I’m too lazy to run short ones.
  • “Earning blisters one step at a time.”
  • “Walking so much, my Fitbit thinks I’m cheating.”
  • “My hiking style: more snack breaks, fewer actual steps.”
  • “Turning ‘Are we there yet?’ into a lifestyle.”
  • “Hiking: where my legs get a workout and my phone gets a break.”
  • “I hike because punching people is frowned upon.”
  • “My superpower? The ability to make any hike longer.”
  • “Sweating like a sinner in church, but with better views.”
  • “I don’t always hike, but when I do, it’s far.”
  • “Taking the scenic route because the direct one is too mainstream.”
  • “My hiking pace is best described as ‘blurry trees.'”
  • “Just another day of making nature my gym.”
  • “Hiking: where the only thing higher than the altitude is my snack stash.”
  • “Collecting blisters and memories, one trail at a time.”
  • “Hiking is just walking, but with more tree obstacles.”
  • “Lost? Nah, just taking the scenic route to nowhere.”
  • “Walking enough to make Forrest Gump proud.”
  • “Hiking: where the journey is long and the snacks are abundant.”
  • “In every step, I find my strength renewed.”
  • “With each mile, I write my story of resilience.”
  • “Embracing the journey, one trail at a time.”
  • “My path may be long, but my spirit is unwavering.”
  • “Walking toward my dreams, one step closer with every stride.”
  • “Every summit reached is a triumph of determination over doubt.”
  • “In the wilderness, I find solace, strength, and the courage to keep going.”

Venturing into the wilderness opens up a whole new world of adventure and self-discovery. If you’re seeking inspiration to guide you in the right direction along your hiking trail, look no further.

These best hiking quotes are your compass, pointing towards the beauty of nature, the strength of the human spirit, and the boundless wonders awaiting those who dare to explore.

  • “The mountain may be steep, but so is your resolve.”
  • “With every step, you prove your inner strength.”
  • “In the face of challenge, you find the courage to rise.”
  • “The trail ahead may be daunting, but so is your determination.”
  • “Amidst the wilderness, you discover the strength within.”
  • “On the toughest trails, you forge the strongest spirit.”
  • “Let the mountains be your reminder of the power you hold within.”
  • “With each ascent, you ascend to new heights of resilience.”
  • “In the solitude of nature, find the courage to conquer your fears.”
  • “Even the tallest peaks bow to the strength of your will.”
  • “Your journey is not measured in miles, but in the strength you gain along the way.”
  • “As you climb, let each rock be a reminder of your unwavering resolve.”
  • “The trail may test you, but it also strengthens you.”
  • “In the wilderness, discover the depths of your own fortitude.”
  • “On the rugged path, find solace in your own resilience.”
  • “Let the mountains be your mentors in strength and perseverance.”
  • “With each challenge overcome, you become a beacon of strength.”
  • “In the wilderness, find the courage to face your own mountains.”
  • “Your strength lies not just in your steps, but in your spirit.”
  • “Let every uphill battle remind you of the strength you carry within.”
  • “Failing to finish a hike is not the problem. It’s failing to start a hike that holds you back.” – Diane Spicer
  • “Hiking’s not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty.” – Sonja Yoerg
  • “Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • “An early morning walk is a blessing for the whole day.” – Henry David Thoreau
  • “Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.”
  • “If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere.” – Frank A. Clark
  • “Trust and start walking. We are not alone in the dark, our path will unfold as we move.” – Paulo Coelho
  • “The world reveals itself to those who travel on foot.” – Werner Herzog
  • “The mountains are where I remember being with my friends. The timeline of any friendship is a series of scenes or memories, times where you were together over the course of the relationship. I’ve spent plenty of time with my friends drinking coffee and sharing dinner at restaurants; but those scenes always fade into the background, overshadowed by adventures like this.” – Brendon Leonard
  • “Look deep into nature and you will understand everything better.” – Albert Einstein
  • “After a day’s walk, everything has twice its usual value.” – G.M. Trevelyan
  • “Thousands of tired, nerve-shaken, over-civilized people are beginning to find out that going to the mountains is going home; that wildness is a necessity.” – John Muir
  • “Some old-fashioned things like fresh air and sunshine are hard to beat.” – Laura Ingalls Wilder
  • “Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it.” – Norman Maclean
  • “There is no wifi in the mountains, but I promise you will find a better connection.”
  • “Never measure the height of a mountain until you reach the top. Then you will see how low it was.” – Dag Hammerskjold
  • “The top of one mountain is always the bottom of another.” – Marianne Williamson
  • “I’ve realized that at the top of the mountain, there’s another mountain.” – Andrew Garfield
  • “Good company in a journey makes the way seem shorter.” – Izaak Walton
  • “The clearest way into the universe is through a forest wilderness.” – John Muir
  • “In the quiet of the forest, find solace for your soul.”
  • With each step, let nature’s melody calm your mind.”
  • “Amongst the trees, find the stillness that resides within you.”
  • “In the embrace of nature, discover the tranquility you seek.”
  • “As the wind whispers through the leaves, let it carry away your worries.”
  • “In the wilderness, find peace in the simplicity of being.”
  • “Let the rhythm of your footsteps sync with the heartbeat of the earth.”
  • “As you wander, let the beauty around you quiet the chaos within.”
  • “In the vast expanse of nature, find the space to breathe and be.”
  • “As the sun sets on the horizon, may you find peace in the beauty of the moment.”

These quotes remind us of the profound connection between our footsteps and the natural world. Whether it’s the quiet dawn or the rugged trails, hiking offers a chance to discover great things within us while immersed in nature’s serene embrace.

  • “To walk in nature is to witness a thousand miracles.” – Mary Davis
  • “A walk in nature, walks the soul back home.” – Mary Davis
  • “Getting to the top is optional. Getting down is mandatory.” – Ed Viesturs
  • “Not all classrooms have four walls.”
  • “Let’s wander where the WiFi is weak.”
  • “To hike is to complain.” – Dean Johnston
  • “A journey is best measured in friends, not in miles.” – Tim Cahill
  • “Laughter is a (wo)man’s best medicine.”
  • “Climb that goddamn mountain.” – Jack Kerouac 
  • “I have two doctors, my left leg and my right.”
  • “Only one who wanders finds a new path.” – Rebecca Solnit
  • “Each fresh peak ascended teaches something.” – Sir Martin Convay
  • “Human life is far more important than just getting to the top of a mountain.” – Edmund Hillary
  • “Bumpy roads lead to a beautiful place.”
  • “The world is big, and I want to have a good look at it before it gets dark.”

Hiking and backpacking—they’re more than mere activities with extra cost; they’re a calling for a big reason, a primal urge that tugs at our souls.

Lace up your boots and shoulder your packs. It’s time to embark on a life-changing journey.

Along the winding trails, you can encounter a funny situation that changes the course of your life , allowing you to tell the most unique stories. 

These funny quotes remind us that life’s greatest adventures often come with a side of laughter.

And so, as you prepare for your next hike, carry these words like precious talismans. They’re the compass guiding you through switchbacks and sunsets, reminding you that every blister, every ache, is a testament to your resilience.

You’re not just chasing summits; you’re chasing the good things that nature offers including clarity of mind, meeting with fellow trekkers, and the quiet joy of solitude.

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36 Short Travel Quotes To Inspire Your Adventures

These short travel quotes will have you packing your bags to discover somewhere new in no time.

Welcome wanderlusters. When it comes to travel, sometimes less is more – especially when it comes to words. A snappy, short travel quote can inspire, motivate or even change the way you see the world. 

Celebrate your next adventure with these succinct and impactful travel quotes .

The Best Short Travel Quotes

These short quotes about travel might be bite-sized, but they pack a punch in significance for your next trip — regardless of the location.

“If it scares you, it may be a good thing to try.” – Seth Godin

Short Travel Quotes

Travel experiences that push you beyond what’s ordinary and predictable are worth exploring; go boldly and fearlessly.

“My favourite thing to do is go where I’ve never been.” – Unknown

Short Travel Quotes

This quote speaks to a broader life philosophy: staying open-minded and embracing the unknown.

“When was the last time you did something for the first time?” – John C. Maxwell

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Nothing beats the first time you travel somewhere enchanting.

“You don’t have to be rich to travel well.” – Eugene Fodor

Short Travel Quotes

With a few travel hacks and expert tips, it’s possible to see the most amazing places in the world… without breaking the bank.

“Jobs fill your pocket. Adventures fill your soul.” – Jaime Lyn Beatty

Short Travel Quotes

Remember what I said about food for the soul? Travel pours into your sense of being abundantly.

“Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.” – Neale Donald Walsch

Short Travel Quotes

Sometimes, new travel experiences require you to try things outside of your norm, and that’s okay.

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Short Unique Travel Quotes

It’s the unique, short inspirational quotes about travel that are most fitting when the journey takes you somewhere unusual. These unique sayings are perfect for rare travel opportunities.

“Travel is never a matter of money, but of courage.” – Paulo Coelho

Short Travel Quotes

Outside the cost of jet setting, being brave enough to travel makes all the difference.

“Surely, of all the wonders of the world, the horizon is the greatest.” – Freya Stark

Short Travel Quotes

Travel is your opportunity to satisfy your inherent sense of wonder, intrigue, and curiosity.

“We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls.” – Anaïs Nin

Short Travel Quotes

When you travel, part of the journey is finding something new — even within yourself.

“Travel far enough, you meet yourself.” – David Mitchell

Short Travel Quotes

The more of the world you see, the better you’ll get to know the essence of who you are.

“The world is big, and I want to get a good look at it before it gets dark.” – John Muir

Short Travel Quotes

Life is brief and unpredictable; you ought to travel as much and as far as possible while you still can.

“Travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer.” – Unknown

Short Travel Quotes

The essential things you get from travel aren’t material; they’re deeply gratifying over and above what’s tangible.

Short Travel Quotes for Instagram

When the travelling quotes are short and witty, you better believe they deserve a spot on your Instagram posts. This is especially useful when you’re in luxury destinations and only want short aesthetic travel quotes to accompany breathtaking snaps.

Here are some of my favourite Insta-ready travel quotes.

“The goal is to die with memories, not dreams.” – Unknown

Short Travel Quotes

Travel guarantees memories and can be part of fulfilling your wildest dreams.

“To travel is to live.” – Hans Christian Andersen

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Travel unlocks more ways to enjoy the act of living itself.

“The most beautiful thing in the world is, of course, the world itself.” – Wallace Stevens

Short Travel Quotes

The entire world is an astonishing wonder worth seeing and exploring.

“Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all.” – Helen Keller

Short Travel Quotes

Like many other areas in life, risk-taking makes travel much more enriching.

“Don’t listen to what they say, go see.” – Unknown (Chinese Proverb)

Short Travel Quotes

Nothing beats travelling to a destination and being there in person for visceral experiences.

“Take only memories, leave only footprints.” – Chief Seattle

Short Travel Quotes

Soak up all the richness in new lands, but always tread carefully and respectfully.

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Short Travel Quotes for Couples

Looking for short cute travel quotes to symbolise your couple’s trips? Take your pick from the ones below.

“In life, it’s not where you go, it’s who you travel with.” – Charles M. Schulz

Short Travel Quotes

Sometimes, the destination is simple, but your partner can elevate the travel experience beyond measure.

“We’d rather have a passport full of stamps than a house full of stuff.” – Unknown

Short Travel Quotes

Worldly goods aren’t bad, but travel offers a different kind of wealth.

“A couple who travels together grows together.” – Ahmad Fuadi

Short Travel Quotes

If you want to get to know someone, live, work, or travel with them.

“All you need is love and a passport.” – Unknown

Short Travel Quotes

With the right person on your arm, discovering the world always feels right.

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“Good company in a journey makes the way seem shorter.” – Izaak Walton

Short Travel Quotes

You won’t feel the miles and hours when embarking on thrilling journeys with a loved one.

“We have nothing to lose and a world to see.” – Rainie Navarro

Short Travel Quotes

In romantic partnerships, you can’t lose as long as you keep finding new places to make memories in together.

Short Travel Quotes With Friends

It takes a little practice to master how to travel alone before you become a pro, making some of the best quotes about travel those celebrating time spent with your favourite crew. These endearing short travel quotes are apt for your group adventures.

“Life is short, and the world is wide.” – Simon Raven

Short Travel Quotes

There’s a massive planet to behold; share its discovery with special people.

“Life is meant for good friends and great adventures.” – Unknown

Short Travel Quotes

Go encounter phenomenal places with treasured people to truly enjoy the fullness of life.

“Blessed are the curious, for they shall have adventures.” – Lovelle Drachman

Short Travel Quotes

The more curious you and your travel companions are about the world, the more you’ll reap in return.

“Fear makes strangers of people who should be friends” – Shirley MacLaine

Short Travel Quotes

When you travel, you interact with different people and often make new lifelong friends in the most fascinating parts of the world.

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“A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles.” – Tim Cahill

Short Travel Quotes

Meeting people and forming genuine connections are central to your biggest travel takeaways.

Short Funny Travel Quotes

I love travel memes and find funny short-trip quotes just as amusing. There will be travel escapades that feature unexpected, unplanned, or hilarious quirks. They’re part of the stories you’ll share over and over. So why not use clever short quotes to capture the humour?

“Jet lag is for amateurs.” – Dick Clark

Short Travel Quotes

Approach each trip with enduring enthusiasm and energy.

“I love to travel, but hate to arrive.” – Albert Einstein

Short Travel Quotes

Always try to enjoy every aspect of the full journey, not just the final destination.

“I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.” – Susan Sontag

Short Travel Quotes

You might not be able to see it all, but you can certainly try.

“A hangover suggests a great night, jet lag suggests a great adventure.” – J.D. Andrews

Short Travel Quotes

While partying is fun, don’t let it hinder the full scope of your travel experiences.

“I’m in love with cities I’ve never been to and people I’ve never met.” – Melody Truong

Short Travel Quotes

This is one of the most poetic ways to describe what wanderlust means for some people.

“I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.” – George Bernard Shaw

Short Travel Quotes

Embrace trips that are nothing like what you’re used to at home; put the comfort zone on the back burner.

“A good traveller has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving.” – Lao Tzu

Short Travel Quotes

Let spontaneity drive all the elements of the voyage from start to finish.

Short Travelling Quotes | The Final Say

There it is, some of the best, unique, funny, inspirational, and Insta-worthy short quotes about travelling the world. With this fun list of what to say to inspire an unforgettable vacay, it’s time to let your passport do all the talking.

Whether your next dream destination is an island escape, a trip to a flashy city, or a desert retreat, you’ve got meaningful short quips to capture all your memorable moments.

If your upcoming journey involves exciting, action-packed activities, here are winning adventure quotes to match your one-of-a-kind holiday exploits.

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60 Inspirational Short Travel Quotes

By: Author Tim Kroeger

Posted on Published: April 30, 2020  - Last updated: September 15, 2023

Do you have go-to getaway quotes that bring inspiration and motivation to travel and to be free? Here are short travel quotes to add to your collection.

Short travel quotes look good on a frame at your office, as a bumper sticker on your car, or even as a permanent tattoo on your skin.

These travel getaway quotes efficiently tell a story of a life lived outside one’s comfort zone.

It speaks of adventures, misadventures, and lessons learned along the way.

Inspirational Short Travel Quotes

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Short Travel Quotes

Do you have good travel slogans that you live by?

Are there motivational quotes about travel and learning that have proven to be true in your life?

There are many cute short quotes and sayings about traveling, taking a break, and exploring the world that is truly inspirational.

Here are short travel quotes that will make you want to pack your bags and have an awesome adventure.

1. “Life begins at the end of your comfort zone”

– Neale Donald Walsch

2. “The biggest risk in life, is not taking one”

– Barfi

3. “A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.”

– John A. Shedd

4. “If you’re twenty-two, physically fit, hungry to learn and be better, I urge you to travel – as far and as widely as possible. Sleep on floors if you have to. Find out how other people live and eat and cook, learn from them – where you go.”

– Anthony Bourdain

5. “Jobs fill your pocket, Adventures fill your soul”

– Jaime Lyn Beatty

6. “You don’t have to be rich to travel well. ”

– Eugene Fodor

7. “Once a year, go someplace you’ve never been before.”

– Anonymous

8. “Better to see something once than hear about it a thousand times.”

– Asian Proverb

9. “My favorite thing to do is go where I’ve never been”

– Annonymous

10. “Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind.”

– Seneca

11. “I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel’s sake. The great affair is to move.”

– Robert Louis Stevenson

12. “I am not the same, having seen the moon shine on the other side of the world.”

– Mary Anne Radmacher

“14. When was the last time you did something for the first time?

– John C. Maxwell

15. “Every exit is an entry somewhere else.”

– Tom Stoppard

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16. “Travel makes one modest. You see what a tiny place you occupy in the world.”

– Gustave Flaubert

17. “Work, travel, save, repeat.”

18. “A hangover suggests a great night, jet lag suggests a great adventure.”

– J.D. Andrews

19. “To Live will be an awfully big adventure”

– Peter Pan

20. “Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore.”

– Andre Gide

21. “Yesterday, I believe I never would have done what I did today”

– David Mitchell, Cloud Atlas

22. “The most beautiful thing in the world is, of course, the world itself”

– Wallace Stevens

23. “If it scares you ,it may be a good thing to try”

– Seth Godin

24. “If you think adventures are dangerous, try routine: It’s lethal.”

– Paulo Coelho.

25. “No place is ever as bad as they tell you it’s going to be.”

– Chuck Thompson

26. “Travel far enough, you meet yourself”

– David Mitchell

27. “To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries.”

– Aldous Huxley

28. “The life you have led doesn’t need to be the only life you have.”

– Anna Quindlen

29. “Traveling tends to magnify all human emotions.”

– Peter Hoeg

30. “When overseas you learn more about your own country, than you do the place you’re visiting.”

– Clint Borgen

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Short travel phrases and inspirational vacation quotes perfectly encapsulate every explorer’s zest for a life on the road.

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31. “Not all those who wander are lost.”

– J.R.R. Tolkien.

32. “The world is big and I want to get a good look at it before it gets dark.”

– John Muir

33. “The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.”

– Sir Richard Burton

34. “To awaken alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.”

– Freya Stark

36. “Some people are so poor, all they have is money”

– Patrick Meagher

37. “Doing what you like is freedom, liking what you do is happiness.”

– Frank Tyger.

38. “Life offers you a thousand chances… all you have to do is take one.”

– Frances Mayes, Under the Tuscan Sun

39. “Collect Moments, Not Things.”

– Aarti Khurana

40. “He who would travel happily must travel light.”

– Antoine de St. Exupery

41. “Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all.”

– Helen Keller

42. “You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut.”

– Dr. Seuss

43. “I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.”

– Susan Sontag.

44. “We travel, some of us forever, to seek other places, other lives, other souls.”

– Anais Nin

45. “A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles.”

– Tim Cahill

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46. “The journey not the arrival matters.”

– T.S. Eliot

47. “If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people, you might better stay at home.”

– James Michener

48. “Remember that happiness is a way of travel – not a destination.”

– Roy M. Goodman

49. “Travel makes a wise man better but a fool worse.”

– Thomas Fuller

50. “It is not down in any map; true places never are.”

– Herman Melville

51. “The more I traveled the more I realized that fear makes strangers of people who should be friends.”

– Shirley MacLaine

52. “Travel far enough, you meet yourself.”

53. “Every man can transform the world from one of monotony and drabness to one of excitement and adventure.”

– Irving Wallace

54. “Life is short and the world is wide, the sooner you start exploring it, the better.”

– Simon Raven

55. “Live your life by a compass, not a clock.”

– Stephen Covey

56. “To travel is to live.”

– Hans Christian Andersen

57. “Take only memories, leave only footprints.”

– Chief Seattle

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58. “People don’t take trips, trips take people.”

– John Steinbeck

59. “Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the trip.”

– Babs Hoffman

60. “I’m in love with cities I’ve never been to and people I’ve never met.”

– Melody Truong

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The Best June Captions for Your Insta Photo Dump This Summer

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June is a hot month (pun fully intended) for vacations, weddings and even bach parties . So it's no wonder you'll want to share all the big moments with a photo dump, and you'll need the right June captions to encapsulate the summer feeling. You can even use a photo dump as a wedding day countdown by sharing your bridal shower or exciting getaway . We've rounded up some of our favorite captions to help you kick back and relax this June, so all you have to worry about is making memories.

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June Quotes

These quotes come from your favorite books, movies and more to capture those June vibes. You can even choose your best summertime lyrics for your carousel, too.

  • "I wonder what it would be like to live in a world where it was always June." —L.M. Montgomery.
  • "Summer means happy times and good sunshine." —Brian Wilson
  • "June is a love song written by nature." —Patience Strong
  • "It was June, and the world smelled of roses. The sunshine was like powdered gold over the grassy hillside." —Maud Hart Lovelace
  • "In those heavy days in June when love became an act of defiance, hold onto each other." —Florence & the Machine
  • "June is the time for being in the world in new ways, for throwing off the cold and dark spots of life." —Joan D. Chittister
  • "As the June light turns to moonlight, I'll be on my way." —The Beatles
  • "Green was the silence, wet was the light, the month of June trembled like a butterfly." —Pablo Neruda
  • "June is the pearl of summer, shining with warmth and joy." —L.M. Montgomery
  • "In early June, the world of leaf and blade and flowers explodes, and every sunset is different." —John Steinbeck
  • "On an evening in June when the flowers are in bloom, and the sky is so blue." —Van Morrison
  • "If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance." —Bernard Williams
  • "June is the gateway to summer." —Jean Hersey
  • "And what is so rare as a day in June? Then, if ever, come perfect days." —John Keats
  • "At midnight, in the month of June, I stand beneath the mystic moon." —Edgar Allan Poe
  • "Live in the sunshine. Swim in the sea. Drink in the wild air." —Ralph Waldo Emerson

Funny June Captions

This one's for the funny friend who treats social like a stand-up set. These funny captions will surely make your followers giggle.

  • Beach hair, don't care
  • Along for the tide 🌊
  • Don't tell me June is almost over. Julying! 😉
  • Life's a beach, and I'm just playing in the sand.
  • June: It only gets warmer from here.
  • Is it hot out, or is it just me? 🌞
  • Beaching ain't easy
  • June, you're so hot, you make the equator jealous
  • Using up my PTO as it should be spent ⛱
  • Can't talk, too busy having fun
  • Winter, who? Hello, summer
  • Do not disturb: I'm in June mode ☀️
  • Don't mind me, just diving into summer.
  • Tropic like it's hot
  • Keep palm and carry on 🌴
  • I got 99 problems, but a beach ain't one
  • Hot girl summer has a whole new meaning in this weather 🔥

Cute June Captions

These adorable captions will perfectly encapsulate that June state of mind. Just drop your photos on Insta with one of these options for your photo dump.

  • Chasing sunsets and making memories
  • Cheers to lazy days and sunshine rays.
  • Sunny days and good vibes only
  • Summer's finally here 🙌
  • June goals: Live my best life. Lather, rinse, repeat.
  • Tropical state of mind 🌴
  • Just another day in paradise
  • Exploring new places, one photo at a time.
  • Summer state of mind ☀️
  • Feeling like a June bug…
  • Summer dreams begin in June
  • Officially the dog days of summer 🐾
  • Dreams as bright as the sun
  • New month, new photo dump
  • Summer love affair with June. 🌅

Short June Captions

Keep it short and sweet for your June photo dump. These captions capture the moment in just a few words.

  • June vibes 😎
  • Diving into June
  • That summer feeling
  • June photo recap 📷
  • This is my June chapter!
  • Those summer nights 🥰
  • June in a nutshell
  • It's a June mood
  • Adventures in June 🗺
  • June dreamin' 😍
  • Tan lines and good times
  • June: A scrapbook
  • Sky above, sand below 💖
  • Vacation mode: Unlocked
  • This must be paradise
  • Follow the sun 🌞

Clever June Captions

If you love puns as much as you love June, then this is the category for you. These photo dump captions add the wordplay to your sunny day.

  • Seas the day 🌊
  • Feeling sun-derful
  • Exploring the June-iverse
  • Water you doing this summer? 😉
  • Hello June – you make me swoon!
  • On cloud wine this June 🍷
  • Orange you glad it's summer?
  • Sea you at the beach!
  • I was mermaid for summer 🧜‍♀️
  • Sun's out, bun's out 👱‍♀️
  • June, you're my kind of shore thing.
  • The ocean's waving at me
  • Got a sunny disposition 😎
  • Soaking up some vitamin "sea"
  • Happy as a clam
  • Feeling sand-tastic 🌴

Editor's Favorite June Photo Dump Captions

We've rounded up some of our favorite captions that evoke the feeling of the sun on your skin and saltwater in your hair. Here are the perfect June captions for your photo dump.

  • Summer, I'm ready for you 😎
  • Good friends and even better vibes
  • Sea you real soon
  • Adios, beaches 😘
  • Time flies when you're on a plane.
  • Cheers to summer!
  • Make your own sunshine
  • Days of Junes past
  • Girls just wanna have sun 🥰
  • "Summer loving had me a blast."
  • Feeling June-ly excited
  • June is just beachy ⛱
  • It's officially barbecue season. You know where to find me 😋🍴
  • Is there anything better than the summer? (Spoiler: No)
  • Sunshine on my mind
  • There aren't enough days in June!
  • Petition to bring back two-month-long summer vacays, please 😍

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Make your photo dump a whole event by theming it around a trip, certain colors or even some fun activities you got up to during your summer. The sky's the limit, but you can seriously get creative with your carousel to make it a scrapbook moment on your grid. And pairing it with the right caption is just the cherry on top.

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80 Appreciation Quotes That Will Make You Grateful For Every Moment

Take in these words of wisdom from great minds that will remind you just how much there is to be thankful for each day.

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Take a second to remind yourself of what you are thankful for in your everyday life by reading these thoughtful quotes on a subject we don’t spend enough time thinking about: appreciation. Expressing our gratitude towards others and even ourselves is sometimes harder for us to do than we would like to admit, but taking the time to tell people in your life—from educators to friends to family —how much they mean to you is so important.

Showing gratitude toward someone you appreciate doesn't need to be saved for a special occasion. Soak in these wise appreciation quotes from brilliant minds that are sure to help get the wheels turning and the conversation flowing about what you’re most thankful for.

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  • "When you don't come from struggle, gaining appreciation is a quality that's difficult to come by." ― Shania Twain
  • "I know what it's like to feel that fear and the need of affirmation and appreciation. To build confidence in yourself is the toughest thing." ― Shakira
  • “He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has.” ― Epictetus
  • “It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack.”― Germany Kent
  • "True forgiveness is when you can say, 'Thank you for the experience.'" ― Oprah
  • “The unthankful heart discovers no mercies; but the thankful heart will find, in every hour, some heavenly blessings.” ― Henry Ward Beecher
  • “Gratitude is the ability to experience life as a gift. It liberates us from the prison of self-preoccupation.” ― John Ortberg
  • “The soul that gives thanks can find comfort in everything; the soul that complains can find comfort in nothing.” ― Hannah Whitall Smith
  • "I will forever remain humble because I know I could have less. I will always be grateful because I know I’ve had less." ― Unknown
  • “Gratitude is a quality similar to electricity: It must be produced and discharged and used up in order to exist at all.” — William Faulkner
  • “Now is no time to think of what you do not have. Think of what you can do with what there is.” — Ernest Hemingway
  • “When we focus on our gratitude, the tide of disappointment goes out and the tide of love rushes in.” —Kristin Armstrong
  • “When we lose one blessing, another is often most unexpectedly given in its place.” — C.S. Lewis
  • “Being grateful does not mean that everything is necessarily good. It just means that you can accept it as a gift.” — Roy T. Bennett

Daily Reminders Appreciation Quotes

  • “This is a wonderful day. I have never seen this one before.” ― Maya Angelou
  • “As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.”― John F. Kennedy
  • “Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.” ― Robert Brault
  • “Let gratitude be the pillow upon which you kneel to say your nightly prayer. And let faith be the bridge you build to overcome evil and welcome good.” ― Maya Angelou
  • “For me, every hour is grace. And I feel gratitude in my heart each time I can meet someone and look at his or her smile.”— Elie Wiesel
  • "Gratitude is the ability to experience life as a gift. It liberates us from the prison of self-preoccupation." – John Ortberg
  • “When eating fruit, remember the one who planted the tree.” ― Vietnamese Proverb
  • “When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around." ― Willie Nelson
  • “There's a sunrise and a sunset every single day, and they're absolutely free. Don't miss so many of them.” ― Jo Walton
  •  “Before I get out of bed, I am saying thank you. I know how important it is to be thankful." —Al Jarreau
  • “I have a lot to be thankful for. I am healthy, happy and I am loved.” — Reba McEntire
  • “A little "appreciation" sometimes does quite as much good as all the conscientious "bringing up" in the world.” ― L.M. Montgomery
  • “Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.” ― Marcus Aurelius
  • “Joy is the simplest form of gratitude.” Karl Barth
  • “The world has enough beautiful mountains and meadows, spectacular skies and serene lakes. It has enough lush forests, flowered fields and sandy beaches. It has plenty of stars and the promise of a new sunrise and sunset every day. What the world needs more of is people to appreciate and enjoy it.” —Michael Josephson
  • “There is a calmness to a life lived in gratitude, a quiet joy.” — Ralph Blum
  • “I am happy because I’m grateful. I choose to be grateful. That gratitude allows me to be happy.” — Will Arnett
  • "The roots of all goodness lie in the soil of appreciation for goodness." — Dalai Lama
  • "Appreciation can make a day, even change a life. Your willingness to put it all into words is all that is necessary." — Margaret Cousins
  • "No duty is more urgent than giving thanks." — James Allen
  • "I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought; and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder." — G.K. Chesterton
  • “The more you practice the art of thankfulness, the more you have to be thankful for.” — Norman Vincent Peale
  • “If the only prayer you said was ‘thank you,’ that would be enough.” ― Meister Eckhart
  • "The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely." — Louisa May Alcott
  • “Gratitude is riches. Complaint is poverty.” — Doris Day
  • “Have gratitude for all that you have, and you can be happy exactly as you are.” — Mandy Ingber
  • “Living in a state of gratitude is the gateway to grace.” — Arianna Huffington

Appreciation Quotes To Make Strong Leaders

  • "As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them." — John F. Kennedy
  • "I think for any relationship to be successful, there needs to be loving communication, appreciation, and understanding." — Miranda Kerr
  • "Always have an attitude of gratitude." — Sterling K Brown
  • “We learned about gratitude and humility - that so many people had a hand in our success." — Michelle Obama
  • "Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well." — Voltaire
  • "The aim of life is appreciation; there is no sense in not appreciating things; and there is no sense in having more of them if you have less appreciation of them." — Gilbert K. Chesterton
  • “Make it a habit to tell people, ‘thank you.’ To express your appreciation sincerely and without the expectation of anything in return. Truly appreciate those around you, and you’ll soon find many others around you. Truly appreciate life, and you’ll find that you have more of it.” —Ralph Marston
  • “If a fellow isn't thankful for what he’s got, he isn't likely to be thankful for what he's going to get.” — Frank A. Clark
  • "Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light." – Helen Keller
  • “Feeling grateful or appreciative of someone or something in your life actually attracts more of the things that you appreciate and value into your life.” – Northrup Christiane
  • “One can never pay in gratitude; one can only pay ‘in kind’ somewhere else in life.” —Anne Morrow Lindbergh
  • “I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.” — Maya Angelou
  • “Cultivate the habit of being grateful for every good thing that comes to you, and to give thanks continuously. And because all things have contributed to your advancement, you should include all things in your gratitude.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • "Keep your eyes open to your mercies. The man who forgets to be thankful has fallen asleep in life." — Robert Louis Stevenson
  • "When it comes to life the critical thing is whether you take things for granted or take them with gratitude." — G.K. Chesterton
  • "Never let the things you want make you forget the things you have." — Sanchita Pandey 
  • “Silent gratitude isn’t much use to anyone.” — Gertrude Stein
  • “Gratitude is a powerful catalyst for happiness. It’s the spark that lights a fire of joy in your soul.” — Amy Collette
  • “The best way to show my gratitude is to accept everything, even my problems, with joy.” — Mother Teresa
  • “Of all the characteristics needed for both a happy and morally decent life, none surpasses gratitude. Grateful people are happier, and grateful people are more morally decent.” — Dennis Prager
  • “When a person doesn’t have gratitude, something is missing in his or her humanity. A person can almost be defined by his or her attitude toward gratitude.” — Elie Wiesel

Appreciation Quotes For Thank You Notes

  • “Rest and be thankful.” ― William Wordsworth
  • “Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough.”― Oprah Winfrey
  • “Strive to find things to be thankful for, and just look for the good in who you are.” — Bethany Hamilton
  •  “‘Thank you’ is the best prayer that anyone could say.” — Alice Walker
  • “Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow.” — Melody Beattie
  • "Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom." – Marcel Proust
  • "Anyone who does anything to help a child in his life is a hero to me." – Fred Rogers
  • “Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!” ― Mae West
  • “Silent gratitude isn't very much to anyone.” — Gertrude Stein
  • “To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.” ― Mark Twain
  • “I can no other answer make, but, thanks, And thanks, and ever thanks.” — William Shakespeare
  • "Thank you for being a friend." — Andrew Gold
  • “If the world had more people like you it would be a better place. You do make a difference.” – Catherine Pulsifer
  • “Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.” — Woodrow Wilson
  • “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.” — Elbert Hubbard
  • "I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new." — Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • “To have friends who will always take you to higher ground is an incalculable blessing.” — John Bytheway

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Poet Len Pennie reveals domestic abuse ordeal

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"Scots word of the day" sensation Len Pennie has hidden her struggle against a violent and abusive ex-partner.

Scots poet Len Pennie has revealed the toll a four-year battle to escape a domestic abuser has taken on her life.

In public, the 24-year-old appears confident and upbeat in her "Scots Word of the Day" social media videos.

But despite enjoying great popularity, Ms Pennie's social media accounts were set to private in 2022.

It is only now that the writer admits she has been battling a private war of violence and stalking, waged by an ex-partner.

During lockdown, Len Pennie's social media content - short, often funny, examples of Scots language words - sparked a global wave of interest in the language and grew her following to more than 1.3m people.

But while her audience grew her appearances became less and less frequent.

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A new BBC Disclosure documentary reveals that Ms Pennie has been maintaining a stoic public front while her abuse ordeal has upended her life, impacted her health and left her fearing for her safety.

The investigation - due to be broadcast on 11 March - follows her as she tried to secure justice through the Scottish courts.

She describes her relationship with Gregor Monson.

"I was 17 when I met him" she says.

"I was really trusting, and optimistic. I was so hopeful and I had all these ideas about life and love. I miss her."

Len Pennie and Gregor Monson

The couple got together in 2017 and began sharing a house a few years later.

But Monson turned violent during lockdown.

Ms Pennie left him in 2020 but the abuse did not end and Monson began a campaign of harassment.

She reported him to police, hoping that would end the bombardment of messages. But they continued.

Monson was charged and a trial date was set for April 2022. This was adjourned, in the first of what would become several delays.

'Feared for my life'

The process ended with Monson's conviction at Dundee Sheriff Court in October last year. After maintaining a plea of not guilty for a year and a half, on the day of his trial he changed his plea to guilty on one charge under Scotland's Domestic Abuse Act.

The 24-year-old admitted attacking Len during lockdown, pushing her to the ground twice and twisting her arm behind her back.

"I've feared for my life" she said.

"There was a time when he had shoved me and I was looking at him from the floor and I said, 'I'm going to phone the police', and he said, 'do it, the police are going to laugh at you - they're going to laugh at you, and they're not going to believe you'."

Len Pennie and Gregor Monson at a restaurant

Monson also admitted sending Len hundreds of voicemails, audio files and social media messages for nearly three years after she left him.

His messages - sometimes up to an hour in length - would come at all hours of the night and often made reference to posts she had made on social media.

Police advised her to make her social media accounts private for her own safety, entering what she describes as a forced "period of stagnation" in the role she dearly loves.

"It was just constant", she said.

"It was emails, calls, texts, everything, and it was just too much. So I block him, I block him, block him, but it kept coming. He continued to insert himself into my life. And it makes me feel terrified.

"It has had such a detrimental impact on my mental and physical health, the mental and physical health of my family, my financial situation, my job, my home situation.

"There's not a single aspect of my life that this doesn't poison and ruin," she added.

Gregor Monson on his phone outside court

Monson was sentenced at Dundee Sheriff Court in January. He was ordered to take part in a two-year rehabilitation course for domestic abusers. The sheriff also granted a three-year non-harassment order, preventing him from contacting his former partner.

Despite the obstacles and the stress of the court case, there have been some moments of triumph along the way.

She credits staff from Action Against Stalking, Fife Women's Aid and Dundee Assist with providing lifeline support.

In October last year, a nervous Len, accompanied by Melanie, her support worker from Fife Women's Aid, made her way into court to give evidence against Monson.

'You can't do this alone'

After a several hours of waiting, the news came through that he had pleaded guilty, meaning Len no longer had to give evidence. The case was effectively over. It was the closest she would come to a win.

On the steps outside court, she fought back tears of relief.

She has a message for other survivors: "There are people out there who will believe you and will listen to you and will fight for you.

"There are external agencies who truly do fill in the gaps, and they truly do provide the support that you need because you can't do this alone.

"You can't fight this on your own. You should speak out if it happens, because it happens too much and it needs to change."

The writer is now trying to rebuild her life. She channelled her experiences into her poetry and recently published her first book 'Poyums' . The writing was fuelled by her emotional responses to the challenges she was facing in her private life.

Ms Pennie was accompanied to court by Melanie, her support worker

She has begun taking on more public work and followers may have noticed a more feminist edge to her posts. She feels passionately about improving the justice system and wants to encourage other survivors to seek help.

But mainly, she just wants to start the next chapter.

"I'm very relieved that it's finally over" she said.

"I'm ready to just put it all behind me and get on with the rest of my life."

A spokesperson for the Crown Office and Procurator Fiscal Service said: "We recognise the devastating impact domestic abuse can have on those affected.

"It is a priority for all prosecutors that we play a key role in delivering justice for victims and supporting them through the criminal justice process."

The Scottish government said domestic violence was "abhorrent and utterly unacceptable".

A spokesperson said: "We know how distressing delays can be and are working with justice partners on a range of initiatives to reduce the time cases take, allocating £42.2m for justice recovery in 23/24."

You can watch Disclosure: Surviving Domestic Abuse on BBC One Scotland and BBC iPlayer on Monday 11 March. If you've been affected by the issues in this story you can find information and support here .

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